Goldman Sachs

Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course).



Goldman Sachs
Financial Al-Qaeda:
According to legendary investor and great philanthrophist Warren Buffet, Derivatives are Weapons of Mass Destruction. Goldman Sachs is the organization that has perfected the art of using these Financial WMDs to screw the common and worldwide economy to the best of their advantage, just like Al-Qaeda wants to use WMDs for theirs.
Example:
While the unemployment rate in usa exceeded 10% the executives at Goldman Sachs were busy giving themselves billions in dollars of bonuses out of taxpayers money.


Goldman Sachs
A place where only true ballers work.

Known for paying super sized bonuses to hard working kids who ball hard every day, all day.

Also known for doing god's work.
Example:
Matt: Yo John, check out Lloyd over there, I heard he's a Goldmanite.

John: Damn, he must be a straight up baller

Matt: Yeah man, Goldman Sachs doesn't take no chumps.


Goldman Sachs
Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course). Goldman Sachs is headquarted at 85 Broad St in Manhattan.

Example:
Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?

Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!

Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter


goldman sachs
A black hole where, with the assistance of the Treasury Secretary, Congress and Presidents, sachs and sachs of taxpayer money has been sucked up by schecklemensch.
Example:
Do you know why our taxes are going to be raised? YEP
Do you know who is pulling the strings in DC? YEP
Are you going to tell us how this happened? NOPE
Do you know where I should look for a schecklemensch? YEP

Well?
They hang around Goldman Sachs.


Goldman Sachs fat cats
2011: Goldman Sachs fat cats
Goldman Sachs are staffing US Treasury & the Federal Reserve.
Goldman Sachs took over the world and American economy.
Goldman Sachs rules the world.
Goldman Sachs Gets Multi-Billion Dollar Payback for Backing Obama.
Goldman Sachs was bailed-out by Federal Reserve.

Ponzi King - Bernie Madoff says, The whole US government is a Ponzi scheme, run by Goldman Sachs !!
Example:
OBAMA, The Wall Street President, Needs One Billion Dollars For The 2012 Campaign; time to shake down the Goldman Sachs fat cats?


Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs
When a woman chugs a brew, and immediately sticks a hairy ball in her mouth. While she has the ball in her mouth she tries to put as many $100 bills in as possible.
Example:
Chase: Shit man, I'm broke
Tyler: Dude, ask Thotiana to give you a Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs. If you get her drunk enough, you can make out like a king.
Chase: Fuck it, I'm calling her


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