smeared

when a piece of shit smiles at you, as if shit were smeared across the floor in the shape of a smile



smeared
Amongst the millions of slang terms for the drunken state of the average welsh person at around 11 on a saturday, you can stand proud as the most drunk you have ever been in any valley if one of your byts refers to you as smeared.

There is no higher (or indeed lower depending on perspective) state of drunken stupor
Example:
john: you know.. i've seen boys get wasted, blllaadered, maashed, trounced, monged and even coor-don-blluured. but i've never seen anyone get as drunk as my man G did last night. He was completely smeared!

julian: tsk tsk! thats just not criket is it simon?

john: Hmph.. its not even squash byt!


smeared
a couple more drinks past fucked-in-half.
if you're smeared, you're gonna have to get peeled off the wall by your closest friends the next morning.
Example:
Rox showed up to the party 10 drinks deep. I served him a shit-ton more and kid got smeared.


Smeared
In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.
Example:
Aamir: You're an epic fail.

Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...

Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.


for smearing
The opposite of when something is donulatory or donations based. Primarily used for smearing or smear purposes.
Example:
Gatzüke asked if his homeboy Rotini’s romulin was donulatory or for smearing.

I straight up thought that blackened ranch sauce was solely for donulatory purposes but my boy Karip pointed out it is specifically for smearing.


SMEAR
A famous Los Angeles tagger turned gallery artist. He started killing the streets of LA hard in 1997 and has been painting canvas since about 2005. He's been featured in numerous Los Angeles Times articles, one of which revealed his identity (Cristian Gheorghiu) to the masses after a highly publicized graffiti arrest in 2009.
Example:
I was walking down Sunset and saw Smear tags like on fucking everything!

Are you going to the Opening of Smear's artshow on Friday?


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