Welching

'Welching' is the clunking of the base of a beer bottle or glass, whilst making various grunting or 'pirate-sounding' noises such as arrrrrr, or oarrrrr... etc etc. This is as opposed to 'clinking' or 'chinking' of the top of a bottle, and it perceived as far more masculine when in a group of lads who are all very drunk, and in agreement of a certain point of topic.It is often accompanied by the raising of one's right elbow upwards, whilst making other peculiar noises, that would suggest that one has slightly lost the plot.



Welching
To get the fizzy drink welch and use a funnel and funnel it down a mans penis hole and to eject it out via urinating and into another male/females nose then drunk with a straw.
Example:
Heyy john want to welch? john: sure i love welching shoot it up my nose then i will drink it out gee wiz guys we shuld have a welch party


Welching
The act of stuffing a woman's vagina full of grapes, then using your penis (or fist) to mash up the grapes. If you're feeling adventurous you can even use your foot. After the mashing, you may procede to drink the sweet grape elixir directly from the stanky vagina.
Example:
Christopher Walken: "Last night, I was welching, that bitch. So hard."

You: Speechless


Welching
When movie-goers show up to the theater 45+ minutes before the feature presentation. The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.
Example:
Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?


Welching
When movie-goers show up to the theater 30+ minutes before the feature presentation.

The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.
Example:
Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?


Welch
The act of saying your are going to stream, then not streaming without notice and blaming it on being sick or injured - first used by viewers of lospollostv
Example:
"person 1Bro los welched again? person 2 Yep he welches almost every goddamn day, its like he is programmed to welch"


Welch
To "black flag".

Meaning to make a bet, and lose it. Then not follow through with the consequences.
Example:
YOU: "I'll make a bet that Carlton suck and miss the 8, loser has to suck Suzis penis."

BlackFlag: "Carlton will win the premiership you douche, i'll take your bet"

Carlton go on to stink up the entire competition, blackflag loses the bet, and ignores that the bet was ever placed. Making him a dirty welch and the lowest form of life in the universe.


welch
To welch. To go back on your word. A highly derogatory word made popular through the be-mag messageboard crew in response to wirolla's act of cowardice.
Example:
Wirolla had two options; tits or GTFO. He welched, he chose the second option.


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