Whickham School
Also known as
the comp this school is the land of rolled skirts and pieces of shitSkirts are rolled higher than Mount EverestThe population is made up of oranges and
chavesyou will get sprayed with water or juice whether u like it or notNEVER take a offer to "go down to the field" because u will dieWhen someone makes a decent roast the rest of the school
overuse it into oblivion until they get bored and move on to the next weeks good roastThe school is in the shithole of
Whickham if u haven't guessedThere is also an new shitty phone pouch system where phones are locked awayAnd there is a dystopian
Tannoy system that tells you it's the end of break like no shit Sherlock. And it plays an American bell in the UK.Whickham School be the best u can bemore like the chaviest u can be