micro penis

A penis that is less than 3 inches long.



Micro penis
A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.
Example:
A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.


Micro Penis
As said by FHM:
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.
Example:
"There has only ever been a few micro penis' ever discovered."


Micro Penis
A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible.
Example:
My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!


Venis The Micro Penis
One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.
Example:
Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.


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