Padding

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Padding

by BoganBumfucker on Mar 30, 2023 18:37:24

The entirely heterosexual act of copulating with other males in order to increase one's 'body count'. This has been popularised lately due to the 'modern woman' having an intrinsic repulsion to virginic males.

(Note: In the contemporary dating scene, a body count below 17 is widely considered to be 'sub-incel numbers' and is described by many as a form of C&B torture.)

There are many sexual benefits to padding. These include:
Confidence boost, penis confidence boost, better posture, better thrusting technique and power, ashwaganda, and on-demand BJs.

Several peer-reviewed papers have come forth with conclusive evidence that performing fellatio on a male penis corresponds with improved cunnilingus proficiency by up to 15%. World renowned pussyologist Dr Pussymandias famously stated:

"Yo, if yuh OPE/H oral penile ejaculations per hour index high, dat mean seh yuh know how fi please di Female Sexual Organs real good. Di two a dem have a strong link, yuh see me?" (note: Dr Pussymandias has recently had his academic and professional wrestling titles stripped for LARPing as a Jamaican man.)
Example:
Ani: "Have you guys seen Alvin? I haven't seen him lately."
Niraj: "Nah mayne, I ain't even seen my own ass ASSHOLE since last year. An I ain't even gay!"
Ani: "Erm... I'm going to ignore that. Can you answer my question?"
Niraj: "Aint he yo boyfriend? Shiiiiet, I may have hit dat plump ass ass myself..."
Ani: "The last thing I heard him mutter under his breath was something to do with padding."
Niraj: "Bredda... bredda..."
Ani: "I looked it up on Urban Dictionary and found something about sticking tampons to walls... I am at my wits end."
Niraj: "Bredda the only thing getting Urbanly Dicked is your mans. He's getting DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKED."
Ani: "Erm... isn't that gay?"
Niraj: "Actually no, that is a misconception. He is merely painstakingly investing in his sexual marketplace value in order to be half the man you always wanted him to be."
Ani: "That sounds quite ga-"
Niraj: "Bare man BAREBACKING. Bare man BAREBACKING. Bare man BAREBACKING. Bare man BAREBACKING."
Ani: *sucks own pussy*
Niraj: *goes bollocks-on-the-wall insane*

Alvin: "I am having sex with men in order to increase my body count :) this is called padding."

The End


Padding

by ureonmyhitlist on Jan 22, 2010 08:04:52

Getting free kills, while gaming. So if you make a private game with you and a friend an you kill him over an over with out actually trying to kill him back, that would be called padding.

Can i have free kills?

You mean pad/padding?

Cheating, pad, free kills,
Example:
Can i have free kills?

You mean pad/padding?


On the pad

by Hashim R. Hathaway on Mar 04, 2007 01:21:06

To be "On the pad" means that someone, usually in law enforcement or other position of authority, regularly takes bribes.
Example:
Detective Dolan was kicked off the force because he had been on the pad to local wiseguys for years.


Padded

by NoNamedFish on Aug 27, 2009 07:19:10

1: To be put in and made to wear diaper. Usually after an extended period of utilizing more age-appropriate, less protective undergarments. A source of major embarrassment, or fetish fuel, depending on the victim.

2: Describes ones waist while in a diapered state. Can also describe the affects of any bra or underwear used to accentuate ones assets in a similar, if less protective, manner.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey, its that woman I met yesterday! She seemed oddly evasive when I tried to talk to her.

Guy 2: She's obviously embarrassed to be out in public. You would be to if you'd been padded.

The girl walked down the street as the townsfolk ogled her padded rear.


padding

by Kitty Pockets on Jun 27, 2009 19:33:48

The act of wearing a pad or tampon without being on your period, as a precaution just in case the flow begins while out in public.
Example:
Girl: Dammit, my period was due on Thursday. If I keep padding like this I'll run out when it finally comes.


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