Xfinity
New branding of
Comcast. Cleverly disguised mathematical equation representing the culmination of their
customer service's intentions of how often they plan to fuck you over. Short for "
times infinity."
Xfinity
by Comfuck on Feb 10, 2015 11:46:50
Example:
Comcast =
xfinity Customer wants what they paid or requested, but gets the opposite and the company thinks the
customer was stupid for using there services anyway so they fuck them in the asshole.
Xfinity
by MeLoseBrainUhOh on Nov 28, 2010 06:18:07
another
parallel universe where
Comcast is the superior provider of television, phone, and Internet services; Comcast executives are highly regarded for their intelligence and keen ability to run a company; and ordinary people have no knowledge of just how much Comcast sucks
(Note: this is a fictional place that only exists in the imagination of the Comcast
marketing department.)
Example:
Comcast executive (dreaming): "
I love it here in Xfinity where I am the envy of all mankind and every day is even more
Comcastic than the last!"
What do you get when you put
lipstick on a pig? Xfinity.
xfinity
by consentingadult on Apr 29, 2011 23:24:18
Example:
Have you downloaded the new Firefox?
Yeah.. it's kinda xfinity, though.
Our
cable box got xfinitied. Now,
the guide is huge and there are ads
on the menu. WTF
xfinity
by hastypete on Jun 08, 2011 01:23:02
Xfinity and virginity
by BoredomIsReal on Oct 31, 2015 17:38:51
xfinity wifi
by xfinitywifisucks on Jul 31, 2017 09:08:09
literally the worst internet service there is. constant outages and stupid
limits are their company
motto. if you want to
throw away hundreds of dollars and get no help and nothing but shitty service, this is the service for you.
Example:
John: Hey man lets go play some games online!
Jack: I can't xfinity wifi has
blocked me from using
my own service
xfinity and virginity
by Nice Guy101 on Nov 07, 2015 11:47:33
xfinity and virginity
by style driver on Mar 08, 2016 23:23:55
xfinity and loose your virginity
by (not really) BILL NOETH on Feb 16, 2016 05:55:49
Example:
Person 1:
are we gonna
have sex tonight?
Person 2: Yeah
babe, we're gonna xfinity and loose your virginity