Yogurt

A semi-solid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavoured.



Yogurt
To be cultured. Because yogurt is made up of bacteria cultures. To be used instead of cultured.
Example:
Jefranda: WOW kristeigh, you’re so yogurt
Kristeigh: Thanks, I know I’m very cultured


Yogurt
A word expressing something that was made with extreme talent.
Example:
What you did there was yogurt bro!


Yogurt
Synonym to idiot, with added emphasis on the quality of being passive or plain.

Also,

1) someone who has no input
2) of inferior intelligence
3) is boring
4) non-cooperative
Example:
Tony: Yo John you coming to the club tonight?

John: ......I don't know man my mom wants me to walk the cat.

Tony: Buddy your a fucking YOGURT!

-

Tony: Hey babe how bout me, you, my malibu ;)

Mel: I gotta watch jersey shore tonight, sorry.

Tony (to Vito): That girls a fucking yogurt, she decided to watch guidos on t.v. instead of getting with a real one.


Yogurt
A variety of Cum which usually tastes a bit sour and is very clumpy - usually due to prior prolonged time of no sexual activity
Example:
Daaaamn nigga that cum is yogurt, i cant get it out of my teeth


Yogurt
DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes.
WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.
RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.
Example:
dude: 'yogurt? what that?'
jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'


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