Cholesterol
Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.
Example:
Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Human Cholesterol
Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.
Example:
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
Hallway Cholesterol
The unwanted build-up of people standing/mingling in hallways of schools, offices, and public places that causes restriction of the flow of people.
Example:
"Sorry I was late Mr. Turnbaum, I got caught up behind some Hallway Cholesterol."
"Due to the amount of hallway cholesterol at my school, I have been late to class every day this week."
"Sorry I was late Mr. Turnbaum, I got caught up behind some Hallway Cholesterol."
"Due to the amount of hallway cholesterol at my school, I have been late to class every day this week."
Cholesterol City
Cholesterol To The Banana
Example:
Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".
Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".
Queen Helen's Cholesterol
Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.
Example:
Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
Cholesterol Hero
Whenever a ridiculously obese person is playing (or perhaps attempting to play) the game Guitar Hero. He or she may think that playing it may actually lower his or her cholesterol level.
Example:
-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"
-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"
Cholesterol
There Are Two Types Of Cholesterol, Good, And Bad Cholesterol. It's Bad If Your Good Cholesterol Is Low AND Bad If Your Bad Cholesterol Is High. However, It's Good If Your Good Cholesterol Is High And If Your Bad Cholesterol Is Low.
Example:
Person 1: "I Just Got My Blood Drawn And I Have Low Good Cholesterol."
Person 2: "Oh Dang Bro That Sucks."
Person 1: "I Just Got My Blood Drawn And I Have Low Good Cholesterol."
Person 2: "Oh Dang Bro That Sucks."