Zidane

To headbutt someone in the chest during a crucial moment.



Zidane
1. (verb) To hit someone in their centre of mass with one's head. Derived from the FIFA World Cup final between France and Italy, in which french player Zinedine Zidane headbutted (or "Zidaned") an italian player in the chest, arguably costing the French team the game. (Synonyms: headbutt)

2. (verb) To utterly defeat an opponent. (synonyms: pwn, own)
Example:
1. "In curling, it is illegal to Zidane players of the opposing team."

2. "I completely Zidane'd that newb at Counter-Strike."


Zidane
a soccer player, who headbutted Materazzi in the World Cup Final, and ,incidentally, the first Frenchman in a uniform to attack someone since World War II.

Also a verb, refers to the act of breaking a man's sternum with your own head.
Example:
Woah, you better not piss off Zidane.

or

The reason my ribs are broken is because a kid on another team zidaned me.


Zidane
To headbutt near the end of the FIFA World Cup, causing your team to suffer during penalty kicks, and having the shittiest retirement in the history of soccer.
Example:
Italian player: "Blah, blah, blah, YOUR MOM!!"
Zidane: *Headbutt*
Italian player: "You dumbshit, you cost your team the game!"


Zidane
The ZIDANE is the latest in explosive sexual techniques, where one partner lies on top of the other's back and places their head in between the buttocks of the other partner. The head is then pushed as hard as possible into the dirty starfish until the partner lying face down screams out "you DIRTY terrorist!!", which indicates that the Z spot was hit. This move is also called the "Head2Butt", and can be used as a noun or a verb.
Example:
Noun usage: Howie knew he performed the Zidane magnificiently when Cecil yelled out "you mother fucking DIRTY terrorist!!" while sweating from his teeth.

Verb usage: Howie opened his buttcheeks with his sweaty palms in anticipation of being Zidaned by Cecil.


Zidane
verb: To emotionally manipulate an individual or party during either a crucial moment or decision process, so as to elicit an angry or violent response, which leads to an advantageous upperhand for an opposing party or rival.

noun: An individual who is emotionally perturbed intentionly but underhandedly by a rival so as to gain an upperhand in a social or compettitive standing.
Example:
"John was totally played during the conference and made to loose his temper. He got totally Zidaned by his competition and looked the fool for it."

"He's smart but can be quite a Zidane and provoked to stupid acts when stressed and taunted when the pressure's on."


Zidane
Zidane is a pussy who acts big but when it gets to real shit he’s scared. He’s also someone who can only beef girls coz he’s too much of a pussio to fight guys
Example:
Person1: zidane is such a pussy
Person2:innit fam


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