a pager

A person who is sexy, has wicked hair, and picks up girls without trying.



pager
A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.
Example:
I think you need a new battery for your pager.


pager
(noun) a drug addict (usually a crackhead) who sells, or procures for sale, stolen items in order to support his or her drug habit.
Example:
That pager wanted money for a rock so he tried to sell me a camera.


pagerism
When one references a news or science article they didn't actually read, but rather saw only the title and first couple lines of the article on Facebook or a similar website.
Example:
1: "Hey, I read this really interesting article about the school to prison pipeline the other day?"
2: "Did you actually read it though, or did you just see someone post it on Facebook?"
1: "...yeah one of my friends posted it. Sorry, that's pagerism."


pager
A sommamabitch drug addict (also known as a CRACK HEAD ) who steals shit from you and then, comes back and (knowingly) tries to sell you the shit he JUST STOLE FROM YOU!(So he can get money for more drugs.) Or goes and pawns any thing for money for drugs (right down to their kids christmas gifts).
Example:
You go out on that block you better make sure a pager doesn't see that gold necklace and sneak up on you.

Can you stop at the pawn shop and see if That ring is in there that your pager ass brother stole from me and pawned in last week?


Pager Palsy
A term used to describe the state of mind of a new fireman when his station receives a call and he gets extremely excited and flustered.

In the case of some new firefighters, when the pager alerts the station for a call, they forget how to do everything. Firefighters who might know their job completely loose their mind when and are completely ineffective at anything.
Example:
When we got hit for that house fire, Joe's Pager Palsy kicked in bad man! I don't think he could have told you his own name he was so excited!


One Pager
A one-pager is essentially a written pitch for your company. It is a simple and short document that gives a high-level overview of a product, service, or a business. It is a modern version of a brochure.

Investors often see your one-pager; as the executive summary of your project. It is at-a-glance a fact sheet summarizing every important point about your business. One pager is used for promoting your business or what you’re offering, your vision and why you stand out from the competition . It is also a presentation used internally when discussing your venture with other partner and investors. When you want to itch your business, most people probably listen half or won’t listen to you at all. Presenting yourself with a bulk of the paper is not going to work in the 21st century. There are many online tools that help to build your startups . You should pick a platform that let’s you keep your one-pager up to date.
Example:
one pager


pager code
Back in the 90's when pagers were made available to a younger generation, a code was created where numbers were assigned to represent letters so that messages could be passed using this code.

Each letter was represented using a number or combination of numbers. Some number definitions varied but this is just one basic breakdown:

A = 8
B = 8
C = 6
D = 0
E = 3
F = 4
G = 6
H = 4
I = 1
J = 7
K = 15
L = 7
M = 177
N = 17
O = 0
P = 9
Q = 0
R = 12
S = 5
T = 7
U = 11
V = 11
W = 111
X = 25
Y = 4
Z = 2

There was often a lot of confusion with messages.
Example:
7415 15 986312 6003 81764
( This is pager code bitch )


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