Brochure
A paper divided into usually 3 sections that companies except you to read, but you just throw them away politely
Brochure
Example:
Kevin gave me the brochure to let me drive his new truck when I reminded him of all the times I picked him up from Lax practice.
Kevin gave me the brochure to let me drive his new truck when I reminded him of all the times I picked him up from Lax practice.
Brochure
(Pun on “Bro Sure”) - The most efficient method of affirming to your bro that you can indeed pass the pamphlet amongst yourselves.
Brochure
A mix between a bro and a doucher = brochure
The kind of bros that you would find heavily drenched in axe body spray, talking at length about their collection of live Phish albums, and likely trying to date rape your sister.
The kind of bros that you would find heavily drenched in axe body spray, talking at length about their collection of live Phish albums, and likely trying to date rape your sister.
Example:
I was driving past a sports bar last night and I almost ran over two brochures. They were carrying a girl who was completely passed out and they threw their natty ice at my car.
I was driving past a sports bar last night and I almost ran over two brochures. They were carrying a girl who was completely passed out and they threw their natty ice at my car.
browse the brochure
looking through the options to see if it’s time to take the easy way out; deciding whether or not to Kermit
Example:
This year has been so tough—I had to browse the brochure a few times.
“Brady’s been looking real gloom since his breakup—are you sure he hasn’t started browsing the brochure?”
This year has been so tough—I had to browse the brochure a few times.
“Brady’s been looking real gloom since his breakup—are you sure he hasn’t started browsing the brochure?”
brochure training
The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.
Example:
Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.
Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.
Customer: I did that but nothing happens.
Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.
Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!
Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.
Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.
Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.
Customer: I did that but nothing happens.
Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.
Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!
Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.