This is Patrick!
by Ninja number 26398704 on Aug 31, 2009 10:28:07
A quote from
SpongBob SuarePants.
An appropriate response when you're at work and someone
phones and asks "Is this (Insert
Workplace Here)?"
Example:
Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick:
No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a
crusty crab.
_________________________________________________
Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)
Patrick
by Inlovewithyoulalala on Aug 06, 2013 02:28:05
The love of your life. The guy who's eyes you could just stare into all day. The guy who teases you and plays with your fingers. The guy who promised he'd love you forever and writes you love notes. The boy who makes you feel like a princess. The boy who everyone knows for his humor and sarcastic comments. If you have
patrick, take care of him because he's
something special. You won't forget him.
I promise.
Patrick
by IsItVladmir on Nov 26, 2019 08:13:55
Example:
Patrick: I'm Patrick, My name means
Toaster in
Celtic
Sage: Pretty sure it doesn't
Patrick
by popcorn2773 on Aug 27, 2018 04:25:28
There's just so much to say. He can be really weird, crazy, insane, and you never know what to expect from him. He's all over the place. And when I say insane I mean INSANE. But
what's not to love? He's really
upbeat and a good person at heart. If you ever meet one, you can tell he is ... different... but that could be the best
way ever in your life. So if you ever meet one, never let him go. he's so crazy and all around an awesome person!!
Patrick
by Ditatable on Jan 24, 2018 06:07:11
Patrick is a weird person in a good way. He has an odd sense of humor and is really nice. He’s talkative if you’re close to him. Extremely passionate and hyper about sports, and enjoys athletics. He has a
nice face it’s
coolio. He may have extreme political views, but it’s for what he thinks is best. His intentions are good. He’s really smart, but is sometimes unsure of himself. Even if he hasn’t been through something, he’ll try to understand. He’s really humble in many aspects of things. Patrick is
yeetalicious.
Patrick
by Ya boi max on Mar 16, 2017 07:28:25
Patrick is this
wired ass kid that has been in a lot of crazy bullshit and knows to much for his age this bitch will go up and pull a fucking
fire alarm at a fucking factory and no one will know
who it is
Example:
(Some random friend)"This is my fucking homie bro you out fam did you just pull
that fire alarm and not get caught " (Patrick) "
fuck yeah dog"
patrick
by MR>LIT on Feb 15, 2018 00:16:25
Patrick
by Ol’lilfag_02 on Jan 21, 2019 12:11:05
Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like
a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will
tingle running them through his
silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. Patrick has jaw dropping rock hard abs. He is the epitome of what a real sexy man is.
He also has a big cock
Patrick
by PersonOfInterest on Jun 11, 2013 06:43:57
Patrick is the boy with nothing to regret. He lives life
to the fullest with smiles and laughs with his friends. He always has a joke to share and is always making others smile and laugh no matter what. He cares about his friends and family and is honest and kind. He may sometimes hurt feelings with his jokes but he is the one person you just can't
stay mad at. He'll make ya smile just by looking at him because he's so ridiculous and stupid. He is secretly smart but doesn't show it much. He is gorgeous and
sporty. He is strong but immature. Ya can't help but love him.