The Situation
A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.
Example:
"I wish I had abs like The Situation."
"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."
"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."
"I wish I had abs like The Situation."
"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."
"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."