shit split
The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit.
The thong in turn
spliting the pinched load in half to either side of
the thong.
Shit Split
by King Skelvis on Mar 24, 2014 21:40:37
Example:
He was floating in the
swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his
shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot
peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.
Shit Split
by JanusAnalprobe on Apr 17, 2011 09:46:32
Shit split
by Duhastmich on Nov 19, 2013 06:15:41
In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five
knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else
on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a
knockout if performed correctly.
Shit Splits
by Livbobbi on Nov 19, 2004 07:58:16
Shit split
by aquafine water on Jul 10, 2010 10:43:16
Example:
Person #1 - Okay, you get $1 and i get the
rest.
Person #2 - Dude, that's
a shit split.
Iphone shit split
by Bigdaddyd1990 on Jun 06, 2016 22:09:19
When your
running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an
iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone
splits her shit.
Shit and Split
by Lbayncha1 on Feb 15, 2009 11:32:04
The act of
taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet
flush. And by
that time, you're gone.
Example:
Matt:
Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!
Chris:
Yah, he Shit and Split!
shit and split
by MiR.D on Feb 19, 2010 09:21:22
Shit and Split
by RenegadeRebel on Jan 14, 2007 02:01:29