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Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga
A predator called big dog big bear lion saying, after finding a nigga.
Example:
Big dog big bear lion : Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga.

Nigga: ah shi- *starts running*

Big dog big bear lion : Don't you run from me, lil' nigga.


By my heel, I care not
An overly formal and archaic way to tell someone you don't give a shit. Its modern translation could be "Who asked?" Quoted from Mercutio in Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet".
Example:
Benvolio: By my head, here come the Capulets
Mercutio: By my heel, I care not


oh my god i microwaved the baby
WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby
Example:
Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!


frankly my dear I don't give a damn
A quote from the movie Gone With the Wind. In those days swear words never came in big movies and the director was in trouble. Before the movie was released, he had an option to either change it, or pay $5,000 (which was worth a lot!). He payed the fine of $5,000 and it the quote became famous, it topped AFI's list of top quotes.

There's even a wikipedia article about it that I can't link to because it's too long.
Example:
Scarlett: What's going to happen to me?
Rhett: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn


I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer
meme made in 2018. Made popular in January 2021
Example:
Man 1: I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer
Man 2: ok


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