barnacles
Weird growths,
genital warts,
skin tags, mulluscum, or other STD
particles that occur with skin to skin contact usually pertaining to the areas not protected by a condom.
barnacle
by goose_on_a_roof on Aug 27, 2022 09:58:52
verb
to attach or adhere to something (can be either literal or figurative), like the
crustacean of the same name that
attaches itself to the
hull of a ship
Example:
“I walked into one of those high-end stores on
Rodeo Drive and I was amazed at how few products were
on display. The floorspace was wide open. I guess they need all that open room to house the army of sales associates that stand ready to barnacle their lips to your
keister.”
Barnacles
by PH34R3ST on Jun 08, 2005 10:20:31
barnacle
by D-Vo on Jan 22, 2006 03:47:01
1. A small marine organism with a shell that
clings to rocks and ships.
2. A clinging or dependent person or thing
3. A large zit or
scab
4. An exclimation used by
Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"
Example:
1. Based on the number of
barnacles stuck to this
sunken ship, I
deduce that it must have been here for a while.
2. God, I hate Henry! The little barnacle won't leave me alone!
3. Did you see the barnacle on Lisa's face?! It was huge!
4. Patrick: "I'm not actually gay, Sponge Bob."
Sponge Bob: "Oh barnacles!!"
Barnacle
by Jackson King on May 21, 2021 23:42:25
An individual (or individuals) whose presence is constant, annoying, unwanted and, most of all, seemingly impossible to free oneself from. The best way to avoid a Barnacle is by way of a "Barnacle Alert," typically administered by SMS or similar technological means. This serves to warn the recipient that a Barnacle is in the area and to
steer clear.
Barnacles are notorious for
flouting the law, so overall it's best to steer clear of them.
Example:
"Oh, man, I can't believe you got stuck with the
Barnacles last night!"
"Wow! You got
Barnacled last night?"
"Can you believe the Barnacles
turned up tonight?"
"Who did they Barnacle this time?!"
Barnacle
by astoldbyginger on Mar 01, 2008 03:22:21
A person who
attaches themselves to any living being surrounding them as a form of comfort. Cuddling, spooning and
snuggling are also correct terms. A
barnacle latches on to anyone in sight and does not let go.
Example:
Cheyenne: Oh hey
kirsten! How are you?
*
Kirsten latches on to cheyenne*
Kirsten: Now im better!
Cheyenne: Oh kirsten! You
barnacle, you!
Barnacle
by 16vjohnson on Dec 12, 2018 05:10:31
Example:
Sally is such a trashy
barnacle! She attached herself to the weekly
Webex like a
parasite, adding less-than-zero value, until it came time for her to announce her presence to management!
barnacle
by lols_royce on Jan 31, 2010 22:38:29
A slut or a person who has
multiple sexual partners. Biologically speaking, a barnacle can mate with multiple partners at the same time through the use of
tentacles.
Barnacle
by Agent Stamos on Nov 09, 2020 04:47:00
Some
biomass on the ceiling with a tounge from the
boarder worldxen When you touch said tounge it pulls you up into the "mouth" and eats you
it can be killed via any weapon in the game or physics object (exclusive to
half life 2)
it also generated alot of por-
they also like do this creepy ass thing where they launch their tounges in a certurn direction.
Example:
Friend:try to see if you can go across inside that room
Me:
i cant the
barnacle is going to do the toungy
thingy
barnacle
by Moonwtrash on Oct 14, 2008 06:56:09
Any clingy drunk at the bar who insures your
misery by talking your ear off about the most
inane shit you can imagine. Excuse yourself to the bathroom and leave them talking to your friends.
Example:
"Oh, shit. Here comes Kelly.
Can't wait to listen to that barnacle talk about used Telecasters for 6 hours.
Pardon me,
I have to go to the bathroom."