apron

apron - a sagging, hanging flap of gut often seen in older ladies who have long since lost the weight of their youthful pregnancies, but also their elasticity. The result is a flap of flesh, sometimes slightly hanging over their upper pubic region/ gunt Often a haven of foul body odor.



apron

by Imammoron who begat Umoron on Jun 15, 2010 11:43:37

A green lap-cloth that Mormons don during the Temple Ceremony. It should be representative of the apron Adam and Eve put on themselves after they disobeyed God. It is green. Even though God told them to take off their aprons, and He gave them clothing made out of animal skins, Mormons keep "The Apron of Disobedience" on when they go through the Veil into the Celestial Kingdom. A constant reminder through all the eternities, of their primal disobedience against God's word, their fall from grace, and their shame over their own nakedness.
Example:
Brethren and sisters, put on your aprons.

We are instructed to clothe you in the Robes of the Holy Priesthood. Place the robe on your left shoulder. Place the cap on your head with the bow over the right ear, replace the apron, tie the girdle with the bow on the right side, remove the slippers from your feet, and put them in again as part of the temple clothing. You may now proceed to clothe.


apron

by wordguy2 on Apr 28, 2010 02:37:56

The paved portion of a racetrack on the extreme inside. Analogous to a highway shoulder, the apron often flattens out considerably -- a marked transition from the banking of the actual racing grooves. Daring or desperate drivers sometimes use the apron to pass, or to compensate for a tight condition in their racecars and get them to turn. However, the abrupt transition of the apron can also snap a car loose and force a spin.
Example:
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., has spun coming out of turn four. A tire might have gone down, or else he went so low onto the apron, he snapped loose.


apron

by rahawan on Apr 27, 2008 05:20:06

like a superman, but instead of throwing the sheet on the girl's back, you throw it on her chest
Example:
i came all over her chest, threw the sheet on her and gave her an apron


Apron

by Scandanavian746 on Jun 09, 2010 18:07:20

The overlapping gut on a morbidly obese person. To be a true apron it must cover no less than 40% of the genitals. The lower the apron, the greater the obesity. Apronage
Example:
Did you see the apron on that enormo? It was a real knee-banger!


Blue Apron

by Darren Besert on Oct 27, 2017 03:01:43

A food delivery service that deals almost exclusively in raisins, almonds, and vinegar. If it’s not sour and crunchy, it’s not Blue Apron.
Example:
Look at your hand? Nothing in it? Well, look at your other hand. You may be surprised to find $10 dollars in this hand. What to do? What to do? If you’re feeling hungry, you may be in luck because that $10 dollars can go a long way toward your next meal of choice. Heck, you can head on down to the local Qdoba and nom nom through a delicious double steak bowl with a side of chips and queso with 10 whole dollars. No one would knock you for making that choice, but you have another choice. You could choose to take that 10 dollars and have a combination of raisins, almonds, and vinegar delivered right to your door as many times a week as your little heart desires! This way you can take it upon yourself to cook up a nice, sour, grool after having spent that last 12 hours in the miserable hell hole you call a job. Blue Apron is the perfect excuse to don an apron, sharpen up those knives you got 10 years ago at your wedding, and dirty up every pot and pan in the house.

Here’s some excellent Blue Apron recipes:
1. Raisin and almond patties with a nice vinegar dipping sauce.
2. Raisin and almonds frozen in vinegar ice cubes to chill a nice glass of straight vinegar.
3. Raisin and almond kabobs(toothpicks not provided) grilled with a vinegar glaze.
4. Raisin/almond shooters with a vinegar base.


naked apron

by Randomzooanimal on Dec 08, 2012 08:02:56

It is an outfit where the only thing worn is an apron. It can be worn with other forms of apparel such as socks, stockings, or panties. Any form of shirts, bras, and pants are not allowed.

It is preferred if a sexy women wore this.
Example:
Kumagawa's dream was for every girl to wear nothing but a naked apron. It has yet to be achieved.


meth apron

by riotgrraffe on Oct 23, 2009 17:06:28

a white, sleeveless male's undergarment that while designed to be worn underneath clothes has become part of the visual cultural vernacular as a garment of intolerance, laziness and overall douchebaggery. also, a much less misogynous term for the article of clothing previously known as a wife beater.
Example:
"That guy I was talking with on OKCupid showed up wearing hot topic pants and a meth apron. I ended up getting tanked in an airport bar after he asked me if my stove at home was gas or electric."

"It was so hot I ended up in just shorts and a meth apron. Offending myself just added to the awfulness of the day."


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