counter-clockwise
Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental
gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving
clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise.
Tons of fun at parties.
counter clockwise umpa lumpa
by gangstagrillz1 on Mar 26, 2010 23:41:58
when a 3ft tall
migit stands benith you with your legs
spred while she
nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.
Example:
dam
Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last
nigh shit just hasent been the same since then
literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa
Counter clockwise rim job
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend on Jun 13, 2023 02:55:47
Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm
by Freissner on Aug 26, 2007 12:22:21
1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise
Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional
shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant
conglomeration of near
apocalyptic chaos.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
Example:
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for
the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book
report's due date to tomorrow as well.
Student:
Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.