unload Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

unload

To have an orgasm and release semenAlso see Spurt, Cum

unload

by David Smitty on Nov 22, 2007 16:11:22

to use every possible insult you can when verbally lashing someone until they are completely and utterly served and owned. "Unload" refers to someone "unloading" a clip on someone with a gun, releasing all possible ammo into the other person, resulting death (probably.) This is pretty much the same, except verbally.

Example:
Person 1: "My girlfriend thought it would be cool to ask another guy to Prom, so I unloaded on her in front of everyone at lunch. I feel much better."
Person 2: "Wow...dude....you rocked her....I didn't know you had that much hate inside you...."

unload

by G_macon on Aug 09, 2007 04:21:03

To take a big shit.

Example:
Man, I ate a bunch of pancakes & now I have to unload.

unload

by stingo on Jun 19, 2006 23:09:29

To urinate. The term is regularly used in contexts when there's no toilet in sight.

Example:
Stop the car. I've had too much to drink and now I have to unload.

unload

by RealMadrileno on Mar 24, 2007 04:43:38

To sell off stolen merchandise.

Example:
Manny: Hey I just whacked this fucker out for about 15 grand in diamonds, do you know somewhere I can unload these?
Larry: Yeah, call up Lenny the Jeweler. He'll give you the best price for it.

unloader

by Jwall on Sep 15, 2006 16:30:50

A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease The fuhrer, Sam Walton.

Example:
Man 1: Shit, another truck? I hate being an unloader!
Man 2: OHHHH GOD!! KILL ME!!!
Man 3: **already hung himself**

Unload

by The Unloader on Nov 12, 2010 20:14:54

To empty your sack, to explode, to empty your sperm ducts, the male orgasm.

Example:
Hey Gaff, you've got a big smile on your face - did you unload ?

Unloading

by MOCO & P-Phat on Feb 12, 2011 07:32:43

Shooting a load, cumming, jizzing

Example:
MOCO loves unloading all over chicks' faces and titties!

Unload the groceries

by GPRetto on Jun 27, 2017 04:57:40

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

Example:
I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

Unload the groceries

by Buttfuckme on Jul 24, 2017 01:24:19

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

Example:
1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

Elsewhere

Latest Searches

often the least, got fed, make ends meat, fap worthy, Participant, Lacoste, got fat, vybe, aerodynamically rekt, navigating, got em, getting onit, got eight, Flash, inteligence, got done, electronica, counter-clockwise, got did, computer user, got Deleted, Dahh, cookie bush, got dat, this is a bucket, one sided love, yeah course, OCC, Chesterfield, MO, lesson, got chicked, Anonymous, FAT CHANCE, got cancelled, SLR, got CAKES, CROSSES, Got Burned, edible, Quality Not Quantity, got broke, Regular guy, got body, hard-to-get, Tavion, the process, got bitched, Danny, soa, got bitch, volling, tangible, got Big, Roll-Up, got beef, Shot in the back, shipment!, prostate, got balls, rectoplasm, intestinal fortitude, Forget it, layout, nigbruh, shit on toast, full transparency, capture, eeeh, got back, dreadz, Procedure WTF, GOT ASS, Calamity Mod, pewbs, Flying the Pig, got around, Two week list, the Missing Link, Yanited, got anything, hyperactive gums, Nice one Roin, got a nigga, CHOCOLATE PYJAMAS, refridgerator, got a match, bul, browser history, a type, Touro, got a case of The, making out, tickle my jackson, Macros, threesome, got a bag, continuous, Versailles, latte, Fat hot, invasion of privacy, got that, stubble, Man-o-plasm, got swag, honor code, got SOME, crocs, cindi, got little, Operator as Fuck, interceptions, manipulate, bugas, Uhh, street cats, 3 pointer, Got, Leron, gosu, source material, tibia, HIV, maneater, Bainter, benzo drop, Gossiping, The awesomest, young milk, a blob, Gossip Girl, Class A Dickhead, pornographized, gossip, misspelt, Fightstar, goss, Whatchoo, Oratory Prep, gospels, bish, porn again, pussy slit, gospel, pornstars, off-white people, kzn, goshness, Pornographer, pornhub premium, AYEEEE, gosh darn it, dirty mint porn, A box of rocks, house shit, gosh darn, pornographication, voy, pornograph, Gosh dang, pornographically, Attempting Murder, gosh, Pornographicness, watch porn, gose, astroboy, Backround, crack hair, gos, Medical, gory, girl fights, Bruno Madrigal, little Mexican, gorup, mental hospital, cross, check that box, gors, Fortnite dance, Gorrilla, big girl, 2 to 4, Alex Garcia, Orange Hair, gorrila apetite, ass woman, Gorn, good personality, no0b, gormless, drug abuse, ROF1, Pandora knowers, gormful, oven baked, political, go fishing, gormet, unload, often the least, got fed, make ends meat, fap worthy, Participant, Lacoste, got fat, vybe, aerodynamically rekt, navigating, got em, getting onit, got eight, Flash, inteligence, got done, electronica, counter-clockwise, got did, computer user, got Deleted, Dahh, cookie bush, got dat, this is a bucket, one sided love, yeah course, OCC, Chesterfield, MO, lesson, got chicked, Anonymous, FAT CHANCE, got cancelled, SLR, got CAKES, CROSSES, Got Burned, edible, Quality Not Quantity, got broke, Regular guy, got body, hard-to-get, Tavion, the process, got bitched, Danny, soa, got bitch, volling, tangible, got Big, Roll-Up, got beef, Shot in the back, shipment!, prostate, got balls, rectoplasm, intestinal fortitude, Forget it, layout, nigbruh, shit on toast, full transparency, capture, eeeh, got back, dreadz, Procedure WTF, GOT ASS, Calamity Mod, pewbs, Flying the Pig, got around, Two week list, the Missing Link, Yanited, got anything, hyperactive gums, Nice one Roin, got a nigga, CHOCOLATE PYJAMAS, refridgerator, got a match, bul, browser history, a type, Touro, got a case of The, making out, tickle my jackson, Macros, threesome, got a bag, continuous, Versailles, latte, Fat hot, invasion of privacy, got that, stubble, Man-o-plasm, got swag, honor code, got SOME, crocs, cindi, got little, Operator as Fuck, interceptions, manipulate, bugas, Uhh, street cats, 3 pointer, Got, Leron, gosu, source material, tibia, HIV, maneater, Bainter, benzo drop, Gossiping, The awesomest, young milk, a blob, Gossip Girl, Class A Dickhead, pornographized, gossip, misspelt, Fightstar, goss, Whatchoo, Oratory Prep, gospels, bish, porn again, pussy slit, gospel, pornstars, off-white people, kzn, goshness, Pornographer, pornhub premium, AYEEEE, gosh darn it, dirty mint porn, A box of rocks, house shit, gosh darn, pornographication, voy, pornograph, Gosh dang, pornographically, Attempting Murder, gosh, Pornographicness, watch porn, gose, astroboy, Backround, crack hair, gos, Medical, gory, girl fights, Bruno Madrigal, little Mexican, gorup, mental hospital, cross, check that box, gors, Fortnite dance, Gorrilla, big girl, 2 to 4, Alex Garcia, Orange Hair, gorrila apetite, ass woman, Gorn, good personality, no0b, gormless, drug abuse, ROF1, Pandora knowers, gormful, oven baked, political, go fishing,