unload

To have an orgasm and release semenAlso see Spurt, Cum



unload
to use every possible insult you can when verbally lashing someone until they are completely and utterly served and owned. "Unload" refers to someone "unloading" a clip on someone with a gun, releasing all possible ammo into the other person, resulting death (probably.) This is pretty much the same, except verbally.
Example:
Person 1: "My girlfriend thought it would be cool to ask another guy to Prom, so I unloaded on her in front of everyone at lunch. I feel much better."
Person 2: "Wow...dude....you rocked her....I didn't know you had that much hate inside you...."


unload
To urinate. The term is regularly used in contexts when there's no toilet in sight.
Example:
Stop the car. I've had too much to drink and now I have to unload.


unloader
A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease The fuhrer, Sam Walton.
Example:
Man 1: Shit, another truck? I hate being an unloader!
Man 2: OHHHH GOD!! KILL ME!!!
Man 3: **already hung himself**


Unload the groceries
1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.
Example:
1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.


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