ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.



ass handed
1) someone who shoots shit from their hand


2) someone that sits on their hands

3) When someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single high point. The superior force will act as if it is business as usual, and will not gloat about their victory.
Example:
The fucktard in the corvette got his ass handed to him by a mini-cooper when he dared drive his yank tank on tighter european roads.


ass handed
To chide, scold or reprimand; to deliver a mild rebuke; to request that one chill.
Example:
After Peach announced that any further posts containing his hairy-butt photo would henceforth be summarily deleted, Austin got his ass handed to him.


Ass Hand
1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.

2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper
Example:
1. Awwww... I don't like this guy, I think I'll give him an ass hand!

2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!


ass-handing
The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.
Example:
"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"


ass hands
Hands that are attached to your ass that help you 'back there'. They don't wipe but they do love their peel and eat shrimp!
Example:
My ass hands are at the buffet eating peel and eat shrimp.

Damn this shopping is heavy, wish I had a pair of ass hands.


Ass Hands
When your hands both look and feel like ass. A bizarre peeling condition when the skin on your hands peels off and grow back and the process repeats itself.
Example:
I am embarassed by my ass hands, they make it difficult to touch other people.


Ass Hand
Putting ones hand in their ass when its hot and sweaty and walking behind someone and putting the ass hand in the others face. Sometimes breaking thru the lips and fingers slipping into the mouth. Also the ass juice sticks to the face so they will smell it for awhile.
Example:
OMG JOSH JUST GAVE ME A ASS HAND.

OMG IT STILL STINKS


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