ass handed
when someone gets completely smoked or
destroyed, you say they got their
asses handed to them.
ass handed
by Gumba Gumba on Mar 17, 2004 00:57:55
1) someone who shoots shit from their hand
2) someone that sits on their hands
3) When someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single
high point. The superior force will act as if it is
business as usual, and will not
gloat about their victory.
ass handed
by dalnat on Oct 09, 2008 23:27:46
Ass Hand
by Anonymous on Mar 30, 2003 05:31:41
1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking
the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.
2. After
wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke
thru the toilet paper
ass-handing
by Allah on Feb 03, 2005 11:54:53
The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's
asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.
As a result, the person's hand will
smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.
First seen in the movie
Mallrats.
Ass-handed
by Obnoxshus Rapper on Oct 08, 2017 23:07:27
ass hands
by Doktor Odd on Aug 11, 2007 09:40:09
Hands that are attached to your ass that help you 'back there'. They don't
wipe but they do love their
peel and eat
shrimp!
Example:
My ass hands are at
the buffet eating
peel and eat
shrimp.
Damn this shopping is heavy, wish I had a pair of ass hands.
Ass Hands
by Buffdaddy26 on Mar 22, 2009 05:26:31
When your hands both look and
feel like ass. A bizarre
peeling condition when the skin on your hands
peels off and grow back and the process repeats itself.
ass hands
by Jaggo on Mar 22, 2004 02:19:18
Ass Hand
by tedcarl on Dec 12, 2010 12:54:11
Putting ones hand in their ass when
its hot and sweaty and walking behind someone and putting the ass hand in the others face. Sometimes breaking thru the lips and fingers
slipping into the mouth. Also the ass juice sticks to the face so they will
smell it for awhile.