assgoblin

though the other definitions cover wat an assgoblin is, i would like to reveal their history which has been shrouded in mystery for centuries.They were the spawn of some perverted leprechauns with an anus fetish were condemed by god to be ugly, green and lick/eat ass for the rest of eternity. they have bred over the centuries and are located around the globe. their culture is similar to the culture of people where they live, with slight irish and ass-worshipping rituals thrown in. when found trustworthy, they will befriend humans and sometimes inter-breed. Danny Devito is rumored to be one such half-ass-goblin. i know all of this from an assgoblin i befriended in New York. at the time i was young and knew nothing of the assgoblins inteligence, which is similar to humans, with the exception of annoyingly squeaky voices and anus-licking tendencies. different races of assgoblin are denoted by number of toes



assgoblin

by Ozzy21 on Jun 11, 2005 01:07:27

To like giving it up the ass.
Example:
Nick is an assgoblin.


assgoblin

by Liberace was gay on Jul 12, 2011 10:43:34

a mythical creature usually found around the festive Halloween season. Is known to jump out of bushes and scare little kids with a rank smell. Usually worshiped by fags and demented people. Rumored to have an idol fashioned to look like someone's butt crack. Beware of and stay clear or rank smelling places or establishments that fags are known to frequent.
Example:
Watch out kiddies the assgoblins will be out tonight. Hey fella how bout we go find us some assgoblins for dates. What's that smell? there must be a assgoblin around here somewhere.


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