bandage

Noun: The marijuana that has been placed on top of a partially smoked bowl.Verb: To place new marijuana on top of a bowl that has not been smoked completely.



Booze bandage
1) The consumption of more alcohol to help alleviate the pain caused by a bad hangover
2) May be used when suffering from Booze Flu.
Example:
I need a booze bandage if I am going to go out again tonight


Bandage Soaker
Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
Example:
Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:


Blunt Bandage
When one fails to remove a stem from one's marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. In order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. This acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.
Example:
"Awe man, I missed a stem. Break me off a blunt bandage."


Carlos Bandage
Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.
Example:
“I think I have a raccoon in my trash
“No it’s Carlos Bandage, I saw she was in the neighborhood.”


vagina bandage
A bandage designed specifically for the vagina, in the shape like that of a tampon, used for the sole purpose of helping cuts scrapes or burns within the vaginal canal. Available in multiple designs, sizes, shapes, and colors. For example, Spongebob, sparkles, and Dora the explorer versions are available.
Example:
Man I tore the bitch up so hard last night she's gonna need a vagina bandage.


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