bean and cheese

a magical combination of two entities that coalesce into one exquisite taco.tortilla + refried beans + cheese = awesomesauce.



Bean and Cheese Burrito
When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.
Example:
I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!

I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.


bean and cheese headlock
when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.
Example:
Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.


Bean Cheese
The odorous sweat and dead skin enduced slime accumulated on one's scrotum in the form of a thick buttery emulsion. It has similar qualities as the slime on a snail's underside. It can be argued to be a close relative to Duck Butter, or even in some cases be the same congealed matter. Smells are comparable to yeasty dough.
Example:
After not bathing for a few days on our summer camping trip, we decided to graze our scrotums on a sleeping camper's forehead creating multiple snail trails from our accumulated bean cheese.


Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito
The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.
Example:
EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags


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