sleeping bag

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sleeping bag
when performing cunelangus on an overweight woman, grabing a fold of her stomach fat and stretching it over your head.
Example:
I was able to wrap up in her sleeping bag.


sleeping bag
The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.
Example:
Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…


sleeping bag
The act of placing one's scrotum on the forehead or face of a passed-out/sleeping party go-er; often for photographic purposes. Very similar to a teabag but much safer (if you fear a teabag victim might bite).
Example:
My buddy passed out after only six beers so we all gave him a sleeping bag.


Sleeping Bag²
This is an example of squaring two consecutive, identical words:

Sleeping Bag² meaning a sleeping bag bag.

ie, the bag a sleeping bag is stored in.

When spoken it is standard to say 'squared' rather than 'to the power of 2' or the traditional long form 'sleeping bag bag'.

Putting such words to a power is a handy method in short hand.
Example:
'Eugh, someone has spilt lager all over my Sleeping Bag²'


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