bearded Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

bearded

Something that is totally awesome, leet, super-cool, ragenomic, or otherwise excellent.

bearded

by Ashley Furniture Bro on Jan 13, 2011 10:46:13

When someone tops a story that you just told.

Example:
Me: Last night i drank like 30 beers

Bearder: Ya well i gottta buddy who drinks 30 beers per meal.

Other guy: dude, you just got bearded.

bearded

by James Schneider on May 28, 2003 09:02:17

1. something that is weird

Example:
That dude is bearded!

Beard

by larrystylinsonisreal on Jan 28, 2014 14:25:52

1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.

Example:
Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"

Beard

by ArrowDean06 on Feb 05, 2021 05:29:04

When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor.

Example:
"are you gonna have a beard like Taylor Swift?"
"Look at louis' beard."

beard-on

by BADxKARMA on Feb 20, 2013 01:56:38

The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.

Example:
Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"

Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."

beard

by ZebraSocks on Jun 19, 2018 13:30:12

The significant other of a person who is gay... BUT they are of the opposite sex. A beard is used to make the world think the gay partner is straight. Sometimes the beard knows they're a beard, and sometimes they're being deceived.

Example:
"I didn't want her to think that I was Gay and I was hiding it from her, and that I was using her as like a "beard". 'Cause that's what the whole internet probably thinks!" - Shane Dawson, Coming Out Video.

Beard

by Rob on Oct 30, 2004 02:55:03

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Example:
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

Bearding

by 529advice on Jun 13, 2014 04:10:43

An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.

Example:
Person: that guys so bearding

**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**

IT Beard

by tal0s on Aug 01, 2011 02:37:52

A boss ass beard that is grown by I.T professionals

Example:
Wow check out that guys IT beard, he must know what the fuck he's doing.

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