deceiver
Your ass tells you you need to fart, gotta let one go, and right now. Upon sphincter relaxation, you discover the backlog in there wasn't all just the 3rd state of matter. Nope. There was some liquid, and some solid, too. You have been...deceived. And you need to change your shorts, at a minimum.
Example:
"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."
"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."
deceivous
Adjective used for a person who deceives people intentionally; especially for their own personal entertainment or amusement; the physical and literal combinations of the words deceitful and mischievous.
Example:
He has a very deceivous nature.
He has a very deceivous nature.
The Deceiver
A legendary man in Stockholm, Sweden.
Often just called TGD ( The great deceiver) he is known to steal everything without any evidence being left at the site, not even DNA
His first name is Alex according to the police, but he's still at large.
Usually sighted in Sergels Torg, a place that's always full of people.
Often just called TGD ( The great deceiver) he is known to steal everything without any evidence being left at the site, not even DNA
His first name is Alex according to the police, but he's still at large.
Usually sighted in Sergels Torg, a place that's always full of people.
Example:
"If you go to Sweden, watch out for Alex the deceiver, he'll trick your pants off."
"Hey, where's my stuff?
- Well maybe TGD has them.. heh."
"If you go to Sweden, watch out for Alex the deceiver, he'll trick your pants off."
"Hey, where's my stuff?
- Well maybe TGD has them.. heh."
Deceived
deceiver
in reference to a male or female who, from far away, appears hot, attractive, sexy; however as you get closer, you realise they are not. at all. that person is a 'deceiver'
Example:
Jake: 'hey man, check out that hottie.'
Rob: 'yeah, i'd do her.'
(person gets closer)
'Oh no! deceiver!'
Jake: 'hey man, check out that hottie.'
Rob: 'yeah, i'd do her.'
(person gets closer)
'Oh no! deceiver!'
Deceivers
Breasts that appear to be good when inside the bra. When the bra is removed, the breasts are not what you expected.
Bra technology has been dramatically improved over recent years and it has recently become very difficult to tell what a girl's breasts will look like naked. By the time you find out, it is already too late.
Bra technology has been dramatically improved over recent years and it has recently become very difficult to tell what a girl's breasts will look like naked. By the time you find out, it is already too late.
Example:
Kevin - Dude, I saw you leave with that girl the other night, what happened?
Matt - Ah man, I thought she was hot, I got her home but she had deceivers.
Kevin - Damn, I feel your pain...
Kevin - Dude, I saw you leave with that girl the other night, what happened?
Matt - Ah man, I thought she was hot, I got her home but she had deceivers.
Kevin - Damn, I feel your pain...
Bieb Deceived
The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.
Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.
Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.
Deceived Emotions
Fake Feelings, when someone lies to you making you feel like they love or care about you in order to get personal gain over you