beard-on Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

beard-on

The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.

Beard

by larrystylinsonisreal on Jan 28, 2014 14:25:52

1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.

Example:
Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"

Beard

by ArrowDean06 on Feb 05, 2021 05:29:04

When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor.

Example:
"are you gonna have a beard like Taylor Swift?"
"Look at louis' beard."

beard

by ZebraSocks on Jun 19, 2018 13:30:12

The significant other of a person who is gay... BUT they are of the opposite sex. A beard is used to make the world think the gay partner is straight. Sometimes the beard knows they're a beard, and sometimes they're being deceived.

Example:
"I didn't want her to think that I was Gay and I was hiding it from her, and that I was using her as like a "beard". 'Cause that's what the whole internet probably thinks!" - Shane Dawson, Coming Out Video.

Beard

by Rob on Oct 30, 2004 02:55:03

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Example:
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

Bearding

by 529advice on Jun 13, 2014 04:10:43

An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.

Example:
Person: that guys so bearding

**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**

IT Beard

by tal0s on Aug 01, 2011 02:37:52

A boss ass beard that is grown by I.T professionals

Example:
Wow check out that guys IT beard, he must know what the fuck he's doing.

beard

by Meadow Soprano on Sep 24, 2005 04:59:08

a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner

Example:
poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years

bearding

by heybabeowareyou on Feb 21, 2014 03:02:10

working as someone's beard (a person which pretends to be together with someone who is gay)

Example:
X:'Oh, I hate Eleanor Calder so much!'
Y:'C'mon, she's just bearding! It's her job!'

a beard

by N Igma on Mar 08, 2006 10:06:01

A women who goes on a date with a gay man to mask the fact that he is gay.

Example:
Boss asks you and your girl friend to join him and his wife for dinner, you accept. ( Boss suffers from severe homophobia ). You need a beard.

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