bedwetting
an embaressing problem that occurs when you
accidently pee the bed at night. it sucks cause
you either have to wake up to cold wet
stained sheets or where 'protective underwear.' it's also a very hard problem to keep from you girlfriend
bedwetting liberal
by Patriotically Loyal on Oct 08, 2006 20:24:03
Bedwetting Liberal is a derogatory term used to describe people of a political leaning. The term
bedwetting is used to denote a hand-wringing, scared, worrisome, pansy attitude, afraid of their own shadows. The term liberal denotes the love of spending, social programs, handholding and acceptance of such things as illegal immigration and allowance of the same to have all of the social benefits of being in the United States.
Bedwetting Liberals are generally terrified of Republicans and conservatives. They shriek at the thought of combat operations or allowing the police to do their jobs. They are quick to point fingers, cry to the media and ACLU, and snivel about attempts to maintain US heritage because it might “offend” somebody.
Example:
Despite the presence of Moses and the
10 Commandments in the structure of the US Supreme Court and other national buildings, the presence of "
In God We Trust" on our currency, or the cross in the L.A. County Seal as signs of heritage, the
Bedwetting Liberals are so terrified it might "offend" a Muslim or other religion, they have enlisted the ACLU to have all of this eradicated from our history.
Drunk BedWetting
by icequeen11 on Feb 08, 2011 06:04:59
Bedwetting after consuming massive amounts of Alcohol, also known as the "Morrison" syndrome. Terribly embarrassing to explain to friends and co-workers.
Shuns you from most relationships, because people don't want to be pissed on. Completely un-concious when you fall asleep, resulting in
saturation of the mattress.
Example:
Last night I was a tank, passed out in Gallahue's bed...pissed the entire mattress, woke up drenched in my own piss. HAHA.-Drunk
BedWetting
"If peeing your
pant's is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"-Billy Madison
Peeing yourself aka "
GOOOOOOO!!!!"-Billy Madison
bedwetting republican conservative
by Cool T on May 13, 2006 08:42:36
Used to refer to republican conservatives who favor stricter government controls over
civil rights, most especially in the
War on Terror. The term suggests extreme fear, and is generally applied to those who suggest limiting
Constitutional rights to protect against an unseen enemy.
Example:
The
bedwetting republican conservatives want to spy on us, hold poeple with charging them with a crime, and take away our rights,
piss away our tax money, at go to war because they are so worried about terrorists. Meanwhile our boarders are wide open, cargo is not inspected, and the
Department of Homeland Security is a joke.
pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit
by Ashm33r on Oct 16, 2006 22:22:03
Example:
Person A: "Hey,
what's up?"
Person B: "
Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *
cries*
Powerful indeed.