burp

A smart fart that took the elevator up.



burp
an impolite sound made in your mouth when your tummy needs to "rest"
Example:
When John Minklinzy gulped down 5 pints of milk in 5 seconds flat, he made a burp that Angela Minklinzy could hear at the park where she was playing with their dog, Tobby Harts.


burp
A puff of gas that comes out of your mouth, usually with a wet noise. It smells and tastes like what you just ate/drank. It usually comes from swallowing too much air. Many comedy movies made since 1995 have had at least one burp joke in them, because HAW HAW, ITZ FUNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1. 99.9% of people find it disgusting, the other 00.1% find it sexy.
Example:
College student: *burps loudly during lecture*
Professor: What was that? Who in the room just did that?
*awkward silence as keyboard taps slow down to a stop*
Professor: Nobody's gonna speak up? OK. I have all day. IF WE HAVE TO BE HERE UNTIL MIDNIGHT, WE WILL! That is rude, disgusting and it's not funny, damn it! You are a human, not an animal. Grow the hell up, whoever just did that. If I hear it again, this lecture is over. This is where you learn, not blatantly perform bodily functions! *cough* Thank you...


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