Merlin

a cutie that you better not lose if you get her. she's a sweetheart and everyone loves her. she makes everyone happy. she's really shy and quiet but smart. she's real attractive but hates how she looks. she's really creative and loves music. she's a girl that you would never wanna lose. if you fall in love with a merlin don't let her go. she's the best thing to happen to you.



Merlin
n. In Baltimoron, it's the "Old Line State," or the state on the south side of the Mason-Dixon Line, and the state where Batimore rests at the mouth of the Patapsco River. Yes, for the rest of the English-speaking world, this would be the state of Maryland.
Example:
Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Merlin!


Merlin
He’s very very attractive:)
He always picks fights with people who either are hurting his friends or people he cares about. He sticks up for his friends. He’s a very odd boy you don’t know whether he likes you or feels anything towards you. He’s a keeper and any girl that’s gets him is lucky. He’s very caring and stupid but like a cute stupid. I’m happy I have a Merlin in my life you should too.
Example:
Merlin is my cute loser;)
I wish I had a Merlin in my life:(


Merlin
An absolutely EPIC individual with limited weaknesses. Merlin's most powerful feat is when he managed to grasp a red giant star and snuff it out with a mere clench of his mighty fist. Merlin shows many traits of the fictional character Sans from Undertale. Merlin runs fast enough to combust air molecules. Merlin has easily beaten Barry Allen, also known as the Flash, in a race without breaking a sweat. On the daily, Merlin will scrape in mountains of women that of the attractiveness of the porn star, Mia Khalifa. Of course, Merlin does not even spare a passing glance at these women, as if Merlin were to get in bed with one, the energy produced my Merlin's activity would decimate all molecules within the female's body. The only mistake that Merlin has ever made was when he spilled a subway meatball sub in math class, however this is easily forgivable. He is also a quadrillionare philanthropist, youtube star, body builder, attractive person, and a god among men. Merlin works alongside Jeff, which is an unbelievably powerful combination of heroes. Merlin has a classic phrase, "Sup dude?" and this phrase is what provides our will to live. All people named Merlin have these abilities, but their consciousnesses are combined to make one entity.
Example:
"God only wishes to be as powerful as Merlin."


Merlin
When you say something is Merlin you are saying it is great, awesome or rad to the max . The definition derives from the world Wizard that doesn't do the awesomeness the justice it deserves.
Example:
Last night was totally merlin, it couldn't have been better.

That back double tricky you did was merlin!

That layout for that ad is merlin.


Merlin
A word used to replace the overused words "sick/cool/legit". Based off an idea from some white kid in Palo Alto, CA. Derived from merlin as something magical/cool, and therefor, awesome.
Example:
Kid #1: Woody freestyles be hella merlin
Kid #2: True, but I heard Spencer's are merlin as fuck!


Merlin
An all-powerful dick wizard, gives temporary penises to all your female companions. The perfect solution for lesbians and futa fetishes. Enables swordfights for both genders.
Example:
Dammit Merlin, I wanted a horse penis not a chode!


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