fetal position

the act of curling yourself in a ball and crying like a little girl in hopes that your attacker will just go away.



the fetal position
the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.
Example:
"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."


Fetal Position
A sexual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having sex with her belly button.

The fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly buttons.
Example:
"How was last night?"

"Lame. Fetal position isn't all it's cracked up to be."


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