cafeteria
A room or building often located on a school campus which proports to offer
comestibles to the masses. However, one most often finds that the
fare available in cafeterias does not truly resemble any known food substances. In fact, upon further investigation most knowlegable people
flee in horror and disgust from the so-called meals. Others, be they gluttons for punishment (both literal and figurative) or simply
starved past the point of reason, choose to ignore the warnings that their senses of sight, smell, touch, and taste are screaming at them, and foolishly proceed to shovel the not-quite deadly
toxins into their bodies. For these unlucky individuals a cafeteria can provide them with just enough energy to survive for a few more hours.
Cafeteria
by pogtastic on Oct 27, 2011 07:42:56
A term used by locals referring to the Taco Bell located on 18 East
14th Street in
Greenwich Village/
Union Square New York. It's called the cafeteria due to the nature of the people who frequent this location (junkies, transients, weirdos from Union Square park), and also because of it's size. You can also do pretty much anything here, sleep, lounge and even maybe eat the food.
Cafeteria Fraiche
by Cheelos on Nov 22, 2010 05:27:51
A television cook-show hosted by
Randy Marsh.
Making sure you keep your
cooking fresh with Cafeteria Fraiche, you must remember to
keep it fraiche.
Example:
Cafeteria Fraiche;
"Now
olive oil does have a low smoke point so
keep that heat low and keep it fraiiiichee. OHh OHH thats so F*cking hot, look at that
crust its perfect, F*ck Yeah!''
Cafeteria Food
by cscherme on Mar 07, 2009 08:12:55
Example:
Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like
real shit.
You ask them
what it is
They say its food.
Then you say: "You have mistaken
shit for food."
cafeteria responding
by BFoverated on Feb 22, 2017 08:32:10
When
your man only reads your texts but, doesn't answer. He picks what texts he wants to answer. Like when you are at a
cafeteria picking what you'd like to eat.
You choose what you want to eat.
Example:
Ugh....
Chris is
the king of cafeteria responding.
My boyfriend is cafeteria responding me but, answered his best friend.
Cafeteria Catholicism
by Mel on Nov 30, 2005 17:01:11
Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the
Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of
the Church they wish to follow and
which ones they don't.
Example:
"Well, I'm against abortion,
euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But
contraceptives are alright in my book."
"
You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."