flog

A brilliant multi-purpose word:1. (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.2. (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin3. (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".4. (verb) to steal something5. (verb) to assault somebody6. (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).



flog
Punishment by caning, or by whipping with the cat o' nine tails. Commonly used by pirates.
Example:
Avast! Handsomely now, hand over th' swag, lest ye yearn for a flogging.


flog
To attack or bash somebody.
To shoplift or steal.
To masturbate.
To be very very high.
Example:
"Did you see me flog Jonno last night?"
"I flogged this beanie yesterday."
"See you in 10 minutes, I'm going to have a flog."
"I am soooo flogged!"


flog
Fake blog, a website pretending to be a blog but actually the creation of public relations firms, the mainstream media, or professional political operatives.
Example:
Talon News was a "fake blog", created to attempt to grab the focus from real blogs and insert government spin into the online community.


flog
A sex act. When one's sex partner is victim to intense humping. Usually the flogger is humping really hard and fast. Easily occurs during sex when body is lathered with oil.
Example:
flog, fuckhard, fucking, fuck hard


flog
Family Blog. Subjecting your extended network of friends and loved ones to a daily blow-by-blow of minutiae of developments with your children. As in "to flog" them.
Example:
Did you read in my flog today about little Billy smiling after eating his green beans!?

Dear, did you remember to flog Mandi and Felipe?


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