calc
Example:
1) Hey, what did you get on your calc test?
2) Teacher: No, you may not use your calc for this problem.
1) Hey, what did you get on your calc test?
2) Teacher: No, you may not use your calc for this problem.
Calc
A measurement of jenkem that refers to 10 balloons* filled with methane and hydrogen sulfide. This is a lot of Jenkem. A couple calcs would be able to support a small kickback.
*typically party balloons
a calc can also be formed with other sized balloons (water balloons, weather balloons) but has to be renamed accordingly:
i.e. mini-calc, mega-calc.
note: calc is often confused with the abbreviation for calculator, or Calc. Confusing these two is a common misunderstanding and can make a typical conversation awkward.
another note: one who huffs a whole calc is highly respected by his peers. In order to gain this prestige he must stay conscious throughout the whole Jenkem binge.
*typically party balloons
a calc can also be formed with other sized balloons (water balloons, weather balloons) but has to be renamed accordingly:
i.e. mini-calc, mega-calc.
note: calc is often confused with the abbreviation for calculator, or Calc. Confusing these two is a common misunderstanding and can make a typical conversation awkward.
another note: one who huffs a whole calc is highly respected by his peers. In order to gain this prestige he must stay conscious throughout the whole Jenkem binge.
Example:
Thats the guy that supposedly got halfway through a mega-calc.
Wanna come over to my place later? ive got a calc thats been festering for a good month.
: Dude, can i borrow your calc for math next period?
: eh, i dont know how this will help...but yeah go for it
I got stopped at the airport lastnight; they didnt let me take my calc through security.
Thats the guy that supposedly got halfway through a mega-calc.
Wanna come over to my place later? ive got a calc thats been festering for a good month.
: Dude, can i borrow your calc for math next period?
: eh, i dont know how this will help...but yeah go for it
I got stopped at the airport lastnight; they didnt let me take my calc through security.
Calc
Calcing
When a teacher at school bends over in front of you showing their ass in full show, double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
Calc
Alch-Calc
Alch-Calc: the calculation required to determine how long you will need to exercise non-stop to burn off the calories accumulated from drinking alchohol during a particular alchohol consumption opportunity.
ap calc
The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.
Calc Denier
Someone in the minecraft speedrunning community who believes that the use of calculators during runs should be banned.
Example:
Jonathan: Did you hear that Sam uses calculators in his runs now? What a shame.
Davy: Don’t be a calc denier, let him do what he wants.
Jonathan: Did you hear that Sam uses calculators in his runs now? What a shame.
Davy: Don’t be a calc denier, let him do what he wants.