Calc

A measurement of jenkem that refers to 10 balloons* filled with methane and hydrogen sulfide. This is a lot of Jenkem. A couple calcs would be able to support a small kickback.*typically party balloonsa calc can also be formed with other sized balloons (water balloons, weather balloons) but has to be renamed accordingly:i.e. mini-calc, mega-calc.note: calc is often confused with the abbreviation for calculator, or Calc. Confusing these two is a common misunderstanding and can make a typical conversation awkward.another note: one who huffs a whole calc is highly respected by his peers. In order to gain this prestige he must stay conscious throughout the whole Jenkem binge.



Calc
Short for calculator. A word in meaning similar to geek.
Example:
Girl 1: Ahh that boys well fit.

Girl 2: WHAT!! He's such a calc, man.


Alch-Calc
Alch-Calc: the calculation required to determine how long you will need to exercise non-stop to burn off the calories accumulated from drinking alchohol during a particular alchohol consumption opportunity.
Example:
Damn, I drank like a fish last night! My Alch-Calc is 25 hours!


ap calc
The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.
Example:
I almost hate George Bush as much as I fucking hate ap calc!


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