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calender

a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.

calender

by Anonymous on Oct 04, 2003 14:00:25

A Year

Example:

Calend

by Chadd Sun on Dec 14, 2008 13:11:49

(verb)
The act of calendaring. what a calendar does.

Example:
That Calendar on your desk is useless, all it does is calend...

Calender

by Bigpappa6969696969696996969696 on Mar 21, 2018 16:48:38

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.

Example:
Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender

Calendering

by Pipsqueak101 on Jan 14, 2019 08:41:19

When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.

Example:
Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering

calender-cock

by BradenBirk on Jun 20, 2009 20:04:58

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Example:
Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

[Rave] [Calender]

by OrgyGlowstix on Jul 27, 2008 13:09:09

A Calender based and made to revolve around Raves. Meaning it includes the dates and places of where any Raves would be.

Example:
EX: (Not real)The Rave Calender shows the following: Kandi Plane Oct, 25, 2005

hardtime calender

by dbest00 on Apr 13, 2017 12:52:27

When a inmate in prison has a calender up and is crossing out everyday that passes

Example:
I only have 60days left in here is going by so slow ive got the hardtime calender up

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

by Stoolie on Nov 26, 2014 00:37:55

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Example:
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

Calenderize

by K and K incorperated on Jul 02, 2010 13:16:14

To add something onto a calender or schedule.

Example:
Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!

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