desk

stable surface used for tasks at hand, including sexual acts



desk
genral term used when someone does/ says something REALLY REALLY stupid.
Example:
guy1: I got a tattoo last night

guy2: Of what ?

guy1: I was really drunk so I got one of Minnie Mouse

guy2: OMFG you DESK!!!

guy1: I know...


desking
Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.
Example:
Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.


Desk
A challenging game involving commonly used stationery, cutlery, crockery, point-of-sale material, or anything else found on or around desks. Extreme desk can involve items found elsewhere in the office, which allow you to carry out a desk based move.
Example:
That game of desk blew my Shatners bassoon.


Desking
When a man gets an erection then rubs it on the lower side of a desk then when it's gets soft he pushes the TOP of the penis down on the desk until he produces an orgasm
Example:
Hey have you heard about jake he was desking in class and then he kept moaning Yes when he produced the orgasm


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