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desk

stable surface used for tasks at hand, including sexual acts

desk

by ChlooBee on Apr 23, 2009 03:56:28

genral term used when someone does/ says something REALLY REALLY stupid.

Example:
guy1: I got a tattoo last night

guy2: Of what ?

guy1: I was really drunk so I got one of Minnie Mouse

guy2: OMFG you DESK!!!

guy1: I know...

desk

by Dubiks on Apr 07, 2019 13:33:42

A place where most students sleep when they have to getup at the ass crack of dawn everyday to go to school.

Example:
I just slept for 2 hours at that desk over there in english class

desk

by Tim Huff on Oct 27, 2006 05:05:23

A chair-like structure that can be sat on or workarea.

Example:
I sat on my desk and "shot the bull"

Desk

by Anonymous on Dec 30, 2002 10:45:25

a nice, stable, flat surface used for sex

Example:
Let's use the desk this time!!

Desk

by Confirminati Illumed on Nov 05, 2015 00:42:33

a desk

Example:
a desk

desking

by KnifeVictim on Jan 31, 2009 23:23:57

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Example:
Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

desking

by The Horse on Jan 05, 2005 01:11:05

When a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk

Example:
Matthew enjoys extreme desking in science class

Desk

by DeskIt on Jul 28, 2011 23:09:35

A challenging game involving commonly used stationery, cutlery, crockery, point-of-sale material, or anything else found on or around desks. Extreme desk can involve items found elsewhere in the office, which allow you to carry out a desk based move.

Example:
That game of desk blew my Shatners bassoon.

Desking

by Killemanjaro on Apr 02, 2017 11:52:01

When a man gets an erection then rubs it on the lower side of a desk then when it's gets soft he pushes the TOP of the penis down on the desk until he produces an orgasm

Example:
Hey have you heard about jake he was desking in class and then he kept moaning Yes when he produced the orgasm

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