TNA
TNA is a weekly televised wrestling show that is full of predictable nonstop "action". Below is quick break down of an episode of TNA.- Eric Bischoff cuts a 20 minute promo.- The commentary team announce the match card.- A fight breaks down backstage and lasts around 10 minutes.- A
knockouts match is on but ends in about 4 minutes, another knockout beats down the winner and walks off.- Eric Bischoff is shown talking with
Ric Flair backstage until commercial break.- A tag team match is on, the face team wins but are attacked after that.- Eric Bischoff and Immortal are talking backstage about taking over.-
The main event ends in a
no contest when Immortal beat down the face superstar.- End of TNA.This is basically the same every single week but it's okay because they have Hogan, Flair,
Russo and Bischoff so it's just like WCW, which was pretty horrible but it's harsh to say TNA is like watching a car crash... because a car crash would have some meaningful confrontation.
TNA
by Vince Venom on Oct 16, 2011 21:13:54
Total Non-Stop Action = Worst name for a wrestling company in the history of the fake, but enjoyable "sport".
TNA is where former-WWE wrestlers ply their trade when WWE Creative has "nothing for them". Its also where wannabe wrestlers who would never make it in WWE can be found.
TNA's weekly
iMPACT WRESTLING show is a WWE tribute program featuring several of
Vince McMahon's stars of the 80s, 90s and early 2000s. The show also recycles old WWE Monday Night RAW story lines.
TNA's month pay-per-view events are watched by millions. CORRECTION: TNA's monthly pay-per-view events are barely watched and cost the company millions each year.
Example:
"Did you watch "TNA
iMPACT WRESTLING last night?"
"No. If I want to watch a
wrestling show, I'll tune into
WWE"
"I figured as much. I don't know anyone who likes TNA"
TNA
by CMFuckingPunker on Jun 05, 2011 16:05:23
TNA or Total
No Action wrestling is thee worst promotion of all times. Most TNA fans are either blind or stupid. Also their show TNA Impact gives away free tickets because they know if they charged, they'll have an empty arena everytime. Not even their dumbass fans would pay for their shit.
Factors for TNA sucking include but not all:
-Overdramatic storylines
-Unneeded shock
factors
-Untalented worked matches covered blood
-Incomptent authority figures
-Constant constant constant constant
WWE references
-Typical need to copy WWE. Unoriginal
-Unconcerned with their
wrestler's health
Example:
Example 1:
TNA fan:
WWE sucks because its
PG
WWE fan: If you think it sucks just because it's PG, you're not a true wrestling fan. I rather watch a quality PG match than a typical TNA glorified bloody mess.
TNA fan: We have blood! WWE don't. Hahaha fuck you!
WWE fan: My point exactly...
Example 2:
Jason: Did you see TNA the other day when they ripped on WWE for the Raw guest hosts idea?
Me: Yeah I heard about it. At least WWE can get decent celebrities. TNA could barely get anyone to appear on their
shit show.
TNA
by A. User on Mar 13, 2008 09:04:34
TNA
by UncleEddie on Apr 03, 2011 08:21:42
TNA or Total
Nonstop Assholes is an alternative nickname for the WWE
knock off TNA. Unlike WWE, TNA Features Constant
nonstop yelling by their washed up wrestlers who constantly act like assholes nonstop.
Example:
Justin: Hey
Mindy do you like TNA wrestling?
Mindy: No I don't.
Justin:
Me neither, its more like Total
Nonstop Assholes.
Mindy: I agree with you on that one.
TNA
by A$$man on Feb 15, 2009 15:57:52
TNA
by shadowcaster187 on Jan 26, 2006 01:23:28
Total
Nonstop Action, the wrestling league where fighters go when they either get fired from the
WWE or aren't good enough to
get there in the first place.
TNA
by D RY THE SCIENCE GUY on May 17, 2007 04:44:48
Example:
J- Dude did you watch TNA last night?
D- Ya it is so
retarded.
TNA
by Nay on Apr 01, 2004 18:00:53
TNA
by Mike on Mar 17, 2004 10:02:49