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can't be arsed

What people used to say before smart humans invented "can't be asked" as a much more sensible replacement.The advantage of using the phrase in question, as opposed to the aforementioned precursor, is simply one of sensibility, logic and meaning. This is evident simply from the definitions, explained thusly:"can't be asked"- 1 - To be incapable of fulfilling request (asking me to do this would be fruitless; implication: I am lazy / I see no point"can't be arsed"- 1 - I am incapable of becoming a human behind (fact, no need to be stated)- 2 - I am incapable of becoming a fool (invariably incorrect, self-fulfilling by use of the phrase being defined)- 3 - I am incapable of being kicked in the head by a donkey (implication: there are no donkeys in the vicinity; the arguable sole fair usage of the term provided there is indeed such a lack of equine creatures in the vicinity)

Can't be arsed

by Alex on Jan 10, 2004 04:02:41

Idiom:

To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.

Example:
I just can't be arsed

Can't be arsed

by sleepygamer on Mar 05, 2006 19:01:05

A term used when one really cannot be bothered/wants to/has to do something.

Example:
Mum: "Clean yer room."
ME: "Can't be arsed!"

Can't be arsed

by **whos.using.my.pseudonym? on Feb 25, 2017 21:08:49

Used as slang for.

I can't be bothered.
I need to go to town but I can't be arsed.
I should be doing some work but I can't be arsed.

This is the original definition.
Alternate saying
I can't be asked.

Apparently more polite but means
I've gone deaf?
I don't understand the question?
I don't understand English

Example:
I could write more definitions but I can't be ARSED and no one has ASKED me to.

can't be arsed syndrome

by Martyn Hinchey on Jun 12, 2008 03:46:15

The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.

Example:
I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.

can't be arsed syndrome

by mynameispaulie on Oct 12, 2010 01:52:17

Suffering from can't be arsed syndrome means you can't be arsed to do anything. A general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. Taking it easy. Avoiding heavy work. Finding day to day tasks cumbersome. Used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.

Example:
dude 1: I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today.

dude 2: Why? What's up?

dude 1: I just have no motivation.

dude 2: Are you tired?

dude 1: Not really. I just can't be arsed today.

dude 2: I know what you mean.

i can't be arsed

by appathy on Jan 21, 2012 07:19:22

lack of motivation to take part in a particular activity or anything at all

Example:
'i can't be arsed to go to school'

Can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground

by GavinS on Jan 13, 2011 15:46:14

Southern British slang meaning I ain't got a clue woss goin on.Best discription of an acid trip I've ever heard.

Example:
Fuckin ell,I can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground!

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