can't be arsed

What people used to say before smart humans invented "can't be asked" as a much more sensible replacement.The advantage of using the phrase in question, as opposed to the aforementioned precursor, is simply one of sensibility, logic and meaning. This is evident simply from the definitions, explained thusly:"can't be asked"- 1 - To be incapable of fulfilling request (asking me to do this would be fruitless; implication: I am lazy / I see no point"can't be arsed"- 1 - I am incapable of becoming a human behind (fact, no need to be stated)- 2 - I am incapable of becoming a fool (invariably incorrect, self-fulfilling by use of the phrase being defined)- 3 - I am incapable of being kicked in the head by a donkey (implication: there are no donkeys in the vicinity; the arguable sole fair usage of the term provided there is indeed such a lack of equine creatures in the vicinity)



Can't be arsed
Idiom:

To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.
Example:
I just can't be arsed


Can't be arsed
A term used when one really cannot be bothered/wants to/has to do something.
Example:
Mum: "Clean yer room."
ME: "Can't be arsed!"


Can't be arsed
Used as slang for.

I can't be bothered.
I need to go to town but I can't be arsed.
I should be doing some work but I can't be arsed.

This is the original definition.
Alternate saying
I can't be asked.

Apparently more polite but means
I've gone deaf?
I don't understand the question?
I don't understand English
Example:
I could write more definitions but I can't be ARSED and no one has ASKED me to.


can't be arsed syndrome
Suffering from can't be arsed syndrome means you can't be arsed to do anything. A general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. Taking it easy. Avoiding heavy work. Finding day to day tasks cumbersome. Used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.
Example:
dude 1: I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today.

dude 2: Why? What's up?

dude 1: I just have no motivation.

dude 2: Are you tired?

dude 1: Not really. I just can't be arsed today.

dude 2: I know what you mean.


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