the fifth

Beethoven's Symphony no. 5It's like calling Yale "New Haven" to separate people who are familiar with the composer (or the Ivy League school) from those who don't.



fifth
A fifth of a gallon of liquor. Technically it is around 757mL, but fifths are sold in bottles containing 750mL.
Example:
Terry was sippin' on his fifth of Taaka


Fifth
750 milliters of a liquid, the term is almost always used in reference to hard alcohol. (i.e. gin, vodka, rum, whiskey, triple sec, etc)
Example:
I have a fifth of Jack Daniels in the freezer. Its safe because the high alcohol content keeps it from freezing.


a fifth
a fifth of a gallon, or 4/5 quart: approx 750 ml.
Example:
i drank a fifth of 151 lastnight, i think...


if if was a fifth
means "what if" things were different, how would it be if things changed.
Coined by Bay Area rappers like Mistah F.A.B. and E-40
if it was no guns most of yall would be punks
its the truth, think about it playa
Example:
"If if was a fifth then we'd all be drunk. If it was no guns most of yall would be punks. If this was a class most of yall would flunk. If if was fifth then we'd all be drunk."-Mistah F.A.B.
"if if was a 5th then i'd be diggin in yo girl instead of lookin at her, if if was a 5th."-E-40


a fifth
750 ml, enough to get any man wasted, unlike an eigth/pint which the some of the above people have mistaken to be a fifth, which is about 16 oz which is what youd be seeing people sipping off of. then theres the good old handle which is 1.75 liters
Example:
drinking dip spit didnt seem like a bad idea after drinking a fifth of vodka


a fifth
A one fifth of a gallon bottle of alcohol, or 4/5 of a quart. Previous to the US converting to the metric system, hard liquor was sold in 1/5 gallon bottles. Slightly larger than the current 750ml, but still used to refer to a 750ml of booze
Example:
Pick me up a fifth of Jim Beam.


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