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Klingon

A language spoken by the klingons from star trek and also by trekies and nerds who have spent endless hours wasting there time studying it

Klingon

by Captain Tereth on May 28, 2005 07:10:06

An honorable and warlike race, the Klingons have kicked the Romulans asses from time to time and have a language full of pwnage, otherwise known as tlhIngan Hol. The flagship of the Klingon fleet is the Negh'Var class battleship IKS QeyIIS betleH, commanded by Chancellor Martok. Get laid a LOT more than Romulans.

Example:
The Klingon wrenched his y d'k tagh out of the Romulan.

Klingon

by Vanity Valentine on Jul 05, 2011 23:38:23

A guy or girl that expresses too much interest in wanting to date and or get with you. This usually occurs when a general friendship is formed but the individual does not understand the term "just friends" . A clingy individual.

Example:
I hung out with this guy from work one time, now he is blowing up my phone and being a major klingon.

Klingon

by TruthseekerNJ on Feb 01, 2009 07:21:19

Person or persons who only hang with you for what benefits it provides them. Booze, drugs, connections etc.

Example:
"Dude, you cannot possibly be shocked to learn that she's a Klingon!"

Klingon

by MEKKAKING on Jan 04, 2022 02:29:21

People that do not go away when you ask them too.
Use in sentence: stop klingin on.

Klingon: someone is not invited to the party. But they keep following you till they’re also there. A kling-on.

Example:
Stop klingin on.

What is he doing, why is he coming. He is a klingon.

Klingon

by Bombay_Bomber on Sep 26, 2011 07:08:37

Toilet paper stuck to the pubic/anal hair

Example:
Dude, I'm done. You are never setting me up on a blind date again!! Thought you had made up for all those ugly girls! Then.... I had a close encounter with a Klingon while going down on Amber! Yuck!!!

Klingons

by Skinupman on Nov 22, 2004 12:14:25

Klingons.

Singular : Klingon.

Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.

Worf: A very large "klingon".

Example:
John entered the room looking depressed.
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed" said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John

klingon

by LudwigVan on Dec 19, 2003 21:43:42

An alien life form from the Star Trek books, television series and movies, origially the enemies of the Federation. Also the Klingon language, tlhIngan Hol, a constructed language (conlang) invented by Mark Okrand especially for the Star Trek movies of the 1980s and Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series.

Example:
Qapla' is how you say "goodbye" (literally "success!") in Klingon.

Klingons

by Mark H on Oct 06, 2004 09:47:56

1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.

Example:
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!

Mark H. Having fun at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

klingon

by James Lowe on Dec 18, 2004 13:18:41

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.

Example:
You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus

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