cannonball

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.



cannonball
The term cannonball was first used by Carl Kearney Spackler (Bill Murray) in the masterpiece film Caddyshack. To do a cannonball you must first fill your lungs with weed smoke, while holding the smoke in you drink liquor. Preferably Johnnie Black. And take big swig not a little pussy shot. Then exhale. Say "Cannonball" and pass the bong and Johnnie black to your boy n-word Drew and repeat until liquor is finished (nobone in their right mind would ever run out of weed.) The best time for cannonballs is wednesdays at 10:30 during the Chappelle show. The best mix for this is Johnnie Black and Sour Diesel from the wiseman, Veil.
Example:
After I Kobed her I took a few cannnballs.


cannonball
A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.
Example:
Dude that splash was sihhhh duuu. A cannonball


cannonball
When you hold your foreskin tightly with your dominant hand, and proceed to urinate within the sealed foreskin vicinity. Wait until maximum pressure is reached, and release upon shower-mates.
Example:
Man, Nate got hit with the WORST cannonball yesterday in the locker room!


cannonball
definitions for cannonball-
1) a small heavyweight sphere usually made of iron or lead that was shot out of a cannon in the colonial days
2)when you jump into a pool and curl up in a ball tucking your knees to your chest and wrapping your arms around your legs resulting in a big ass mutha fuckin splash(the wimp ass pussy version is when you plug your nose with one hand and you hold your legs with one arm
3) when the male,or chick with dick, sites donw on a chair, sofa, carseat etc. and the female ,or gay male, curls up in a cannonball as you would in a pool(see deff. #2) and bounces up and down on the very erect dick normally taking it up the ass
Example:
ex. 1) holy shit! fred just got his dick blown off by a cannonball
ex. 2)Person 1: hey why is my towel wet?
Person 2: some fatass did a cannonball of the high dive and nearly drained the pool!
ex. 3)on the way to New York my girlfriend gave me a cannonball


Cannonballer
A well trained road rallyist, who enjoys speeding on the open road. A driver with complete disregard for authority. A phrase made popular by Brock Yates, creator of the original "Cannonball Run" aka Cannonball Sea to Shining Sea Memorial Dash (1971).
Example:
"Look at that crazy nut on the road, he thinks he's a real cannonballer!"


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