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snail race

When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.

snail race

by Jemjam19 on Dec 01, 2009 06:24:45

When you are inebriated on some type of drug that slows you down. You feel as if everything is in slow motion. Coined by Lil Wayne best rapper alive.

Example:
I like Promethazine, I'm in the snail race.

Purple got me movin slow, like I'm in a snail race.

snail racing

by master.of.porkchops on Sep 30, 2013 02:04:03

Getting bare ass nekkid and rubbing your vagina across a linoleum floor. Not recommended for wood floors or carpet.

Example:
Hey, you up for some snail racing?

snail racing

by Didda Tinkle on May 21, 2004 17:50:33

The sport of legends.

Example:
My snail is the betterest.

snail trail race

by Bigdadddyz on Apr 23, 2017 08:06:56

When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.

Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.

Example:
I had two girls over last night in my bed and they had a snail trail race.

snail racing

by Big ol' Gav on May 11, 2019 01:20:04

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.

Example:
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day

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