Mural
Mural
van mural
The greatest American art form, a large mural found on the side of vans. Can include but is not limited to: Wolves, mountains, viking babes, and a scrawled-out name of one's band.
Example:
Guy: Saw some beautiful van mural the other day. It belongs in the Louvre, in my opinion.
Girl: I hear ya'.
Guy: Saw some beautiful van mural the other day. It belongs in the Louvre, in my opinion.
Girl: I hear ya'.
Tramp mural
A much larger scale of a "tramp stamp". In order for a tattoo to qualify for the title of "tramp mural" it must start at the regular position for a "tramp stamp" and go no shorter than the elbows when rested at ones side. Tramp murals can only be sported by women, and if she has one the odds are shes been nailed by more than one carpenter if you know what i mean.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, check out that chicks tramp stamp.
Dude: You idiot, you can clearly see by the starting and ending points that it is clearly a tramp mural.
Guy 1: Oh, so that means shes a-
Dude: Yep.
Guy 1: Dude, check out that chicks tramp stamp.
Dude: You idiot, you can clearly see by the starting and ending points that it is clearly a tramp mural.
Guy 1: Oh, so that means shes a-
Dude: Yep.
murally challenged
To be without a wall to surround one's property in part or in whole by reason of act of God, accident or act of reckless folly.
Example:
"Gunter! I see Herr Muffin has become murally challenged!"
"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"
"Gunter! I see Herr Muffin has become murally challenged!"
"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"
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jizz mural
Dick mural
When a group of gentlemen are approaching climax during a gang bang and ejaculate on a surface in a collaborative effort.
Example:
After withdrawing from the writhing women, Jake joined his friends in creating the dick mural. It was exquisite.
After withdrawing from the writhing women, Jake joined his friends in creating the dick mural. It was exquisite.