cave troll

A computer programmer with no people skills. Is hidden in the backrooms of the office at all times.



Cave Troll
A grown woman who invades another woman's home and tries to mate with her husband. Cave Trolls usually hop from house to house, they consume an astonishing amount of food in a short period of time in order to store fat in their bellies to live off once all the cake mix in the house is gone. although Cave Trolls usually keep a diet of mainly cake, waffles and peanut butter, keep in mind they will eat anything if they are feeling bored, so if you are housing a Cave Troll be sure to keep even scented candles (or anything that might trigger your Cave Tolls appetite) in a childproof container. Cave Trolls live among us, but are very distinguished, you can identify a Cave Troll by its star shaped markings across its shoulders, obvious lack of hygiene, terrible sense of style, obnoxious sound waves continuously flowing from its mouth, and a nervous shaking of the head. Cave Trolls are very sloppy, they don't mind stewing in their own bowel movement and can not be housebroken. I wouldn't recommend inviting a Cave Troll into your home under any circumstances!
Example:
Dude, you just left a huge blob of macNcheese all over my stove! stop being such a Cave Troll and clean it up!

Oh my god! she did what with a married man?! what a Cave Troll!


Cave Troll
An ugly, but heavily stacked guy, who inhabits a crappy little room on his own.
Example:
Percey: Whose the guy who lives in fat 21 next to the ample kitchen?

Nathaniel: That's Will, he's an absolute cave troll.


Cave Troll
A race of monstrous creatures found in caverns and dark places. They are known from an encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring as they passed through Moria, but were evidently found elsewhere in Middle-earth, too. These trolls, along with orcs and perhaps other creatures, were originally sent to inhabit Moria by Sauron some five hundred years before the War of the Ring.

The cave-trolls of Moria were of huge size with a skin of dark green scales, and flat, toeless feet. The fact that Gandalf was able to recognise the creature he encountered in Moria specifically as a cave-troll strongly suggests that this appearance was shared by others of the kind.

Cave Trolls are in the same species as Russo but the true way to tell them apart is by the thickness of their manhood. A russo usually has a very thick but short penis like a tuna can.
Example:
I got attacked by a bunch of russos i mean cave trolls and swingin clubs ultimately breaking everything that is valuable.

Is it me or does that russo i mean cave troll hav no teeth.


Cave Troll
Truly Reformed guys that wear robes that are black and hooded, fitted for a cave that is dark and candlelit. It's cold in the cave. And the three forms of unity are written on the walls of the cave like hieroglyphics. The Cave Troll occasionally comes out to throw bread at the ducks in the nearby cave. The cave usually has a tall fence guarding it so only other Cave Trolls can break bread together in the community. It is a rest area that the cave trolls can retreat to.
Example:
Noun: "What a Cave Troll"

Verb: "Quit Cave Trolling around, man. I'm sick of it."


Cave Troll
A actually quite attractive girl that is called ugly by fellow friends etc. Used mostly by men in general. Girl usually has a good attitude about it. Is usually followed by the "cave troll song."
Example:
Boy: Hey look its Cave Troll!
Boy2: hey cave troll hey! man your face scares me
girl(cave troll): hahah yeah okay

boy: damn its cave troll
boy2: shes friggin hideous
girl(cave troll): haha ok your just jealous

boy: *sings* its cave troll its cave troll (repeated)
girl(cave troll): damn right


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