Samuel L Jackson

He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?God



Samuel L Jackson
THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST ACTING MOTHERFUCKER SINCE MARLON MOTHERFUCKING BRANDO. SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON HAS ACTED IN EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE EVER MADE. ROYAL WITH CHEESE. MOTHERFUCK.
Example:
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SITH IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GALAXY" - SAMUEL L JACKSON


Samuel L Jackson
A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.
Example:
Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...


Samuel L Jackson
The baddest motha fucka on the face of this planet. HE is fucking in everything and is the most fuckin baddest motha fucka. He was in fuckin Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea, Shaft, Coach Carter, SWAT EVERYTHING FUCKA.
Example:
Asshole: "who the fuck is Samuel L Jackson"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA


Samuel L Jackson
That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor
Example:
Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"


Samuel L. Jackson
A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him.
Example:
Kid: Who's Samuel Jackson?
Me: Shut your bitch mouth, infidel! *slaps* It's Samuel L. Jackson, and don't you EVER FORGET IT!


Samuel L. Jackson
Example:
"Dude, did you see Pulp Fiction?"
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin about SLJ!"
"We can dig it."


samuel l jackson
A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.
Example:
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.


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