Investigate
1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.InvestiGator
Example:
InvestiGator: I wonder, who owns this swamp.
Shrek: This is mah swamp!
InvenstiGator: Looks like I solved another mystery!
InvestiGator: I wonder, who owns this swamp.
Shrek: This is mah swamp!
InvenstiGator: Looks like I solved another mystery!
investigative
A form of journalism where in some countries the journalist returns in a box. As the writer of Cabbie Homicide with a blog entry shared a link about those who are whistle blowers as they speak out against corruption. This form has a much darker side, as these journalists have to have the stones to get in the heads of convicted killers, rapists, infant-rapers, and face down cults. There's no funeral plan for investigative as their severance pay is often paying for a coffin and their proper funeral in certain countries.
The Cabbie Homicide combined macabre elements of Gothic Horror, strong language of Gonzo Journalism and the dialog driven narrative then drew from the Glenbard East newspaper that covered the subjects upon a month before he graduated. He later found the articles covered by Chicago Tribune's Art Barnum which he was reporting on the subject for a good part of a year. Tampa Bay Times had a report on L. Ron Hubbard's brood as they addressed mental illness on a local level. It was noted he did this entirely from memory though some accused him of being a fabulist until he said the subject was in his 7th grade homeroom at Marquardt. August Derleth introduced a fictional investigative named Tex Harrigan in the 1950s as the comic strips had Brenda Starr as the comic was featured in The Chicago Tribune.
The Cabbie Homicide combined macabre elements of Gothic Horror, strong language of Gonzo Journalism and the dialog driven narrative then drew from the Glenbard East newspaper that covered the subjects upon a month before he graduated. He later found the articles covered by Chicago Tribune's Art Barnum which he was reporting on the subject for a good part of a year. Tampa Bay Times had a report on L. Ron Hubbard's brood as they addressed mental illness on a local level. It was noted he did this entirely from memory though some accused him of being a fabulist until he said the subject was in his 7th grade homeroom at Marquardt. August Derleth introduced a fictional investigative named Tex Harrigan in the 1950s as the comic strips had Brenda Starr as the comic was featured in The Chicago Tribune.
Example:
Investigative journalism within the realms of wordpress bloggers is a way to fight back with those who are fanfiction writers who guise themselves as journalists and cite their sources as Encyclopedia Dramatiaca and Fandom Wank. The Cabbie Homicide writer points out to those who write in the fandom of Early Edition that the original writer employs techniques of narrative journalism into the framework of the fictionalized Chicago Sun-Times.
Investigative journalism within the realms of wordpress bloggers is a way to fight back with those who are fanfiction writers who guise themselves as journalists and cite their sources as Encyclopedia Dramatiaca and Fandom Wank. The Cabbie Homicide writer points out to those who write in the fandom of Early Edition that the original writer employs techniques of narrative journalism into the framework of the fictionalized Chicago Sun-Times.
Investigative Facebooking
A euphemism for Facebook stalking.
Example:
A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"
B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"
B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
myspace investigation
Example:
"I was wondering if Joe was still dating Jane, so I did some myspace investigation and found out they broke up."
"I was wondering if Joe was still dating Jane, so I did some myspace investigation and found out they broke up."
Historical Investigation
The worse possible project an IB student can be assigned. This enormously long and difficult project must be completed as part of the IB Topics of the 20th Century history course, or else you fail. It involves answering a specific research question of interest (well, really, who gives a fuck?) and poring through books and journal articles on the subject, therefore wasting an enormous part of the time you DON'T have as an IB student.
Example:
I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to
I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to
Investigator Andrew
An alternate self created by a pot head who has gotten to high and decided to make himself a new personality. This person may try and ruin your life just for 'the lols'
paranormal investigator
A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences
Paranormal investigation
Done a shit load of this
Even before the spiritual reawakening
As I said ..
Sketchy behaviour
Poses questions
Sometimes you have to fuck yourself
To get said answers …
But … as long as you do
Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice
Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….
Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …
Even before the spiritual reawakening
As I said ..
Sketchy behaviour
Poses questions
Sometimes you have to fuck yourself
To get said answers …
But … as long as you do
Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice
Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….
Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …
Example:
Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …
Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …