mitten
Example:
Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup
Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!
Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup
Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!
mitten
mitten
Clumsy or uncoordinated in an endearing or cute way. Based on the difficulty people have picking things up or performing tricky manual tasks while wearing mittens. This is especially the case with woollen mittens, which not only impede the individual use of your fingers but also get easily covered in dirt or snow.
This term also pertains to the type of people who wear mittens; slightly strange children, possibly quite sheltered or with learning difficulties. These children sometimes had their mittens pinned to their clothing or wore a string connecting the mittens under the outer clothing layers so as to prevent their mittens being lost. It is the image of this child with a haircut their mum gave them and matching mittens and beanie that the adjective ‘mitten’ refers to.
This term also pertains to the type of people who wear mittens; slightly strange children, possibly quite sheltered or with learning difficulties. These children sometimes had their mittens pinned to their clothing or wore a string connecting the mittens under the outer clothing layers so as to prevent their mittens being lost. It is the image of this child with a haircut their mum gave them and matching mittens and beanie that the adjective ‘mitten’ refers to.
Example:
'Ugh, I was so drunk last night, I dropped my beer like 3 times, I am such a mitten'
'Oh wow, did you see that mitten? That little kid totally ran into that sliding glass door.'
'Ugh, I was so drunk last night, I dropped my beer like 3 times, I am such a mitten'
'Oh wow, did you see that mitten? That little kid totally ran into that sliding glass door.'
mitten
The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.
Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup
Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup
mitten
mitten
TO MITTEN: To hit, tap, bang, get caught in filgrante dilecto with, or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
mitten
TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
Mittens
Minion kittens. When an evil being or entity gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they've got mittens.
Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Example:
Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"
or
Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"
or
Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.