Town by Boston, where most people just tell outsiders that they're from Boston. Most people have lived here their whole lives, and everyone knows each other. Seeing an outsider in Winthrop sometimes scares people, since it rarely occurs. One of the major debates as a child was which school was better: Dalrymple or Fort Banks. Teenagers often complain that Winthrop is boring/lame, and that there is absolutely nothing to do, so everyone goes to Yirrell or Deer Island to get drunk. You cannot go anywhere in the Center without seeing someone that you know, which becomes a pain in the ass. If you're an outsider, don't even try to mess with a popular Winthropite teen, since Twitter will be all over your ass since everyone has each other's backs. Drama is typical in Winthrop, and someone is always whining about something ridiculous.

Winthrop Lingo:
Savage=someone who is a "beast"/awesome.
Winthrowup=Term most teens call Winthrop.
Going to the Tobin=I hate everyone and everything.
Slam=whore/slut.
Kasbah=random ass bar.
The Point=furthest end of Winthrop, brings you to Deer Island.

Center=place where all middle schoolers/drunks hang out; you'll see everyone there.

a.)a term given to women with a perfectly round, bubble ass. (NOUN)

b.)when a beautiful slender woman has a beautiful round ass and smothers a guys face with it. (VERB)

The city in the far north-eastern part of Illinois.

Absolutely never anything to do. People that live here mainly go up to Kenosha or over to Zion or Gurnee to do stuff.

Winthrop, aka The Dub, is a small town east of Boston, where everyone thinks the town is a bunch of preppy asshole that know nothing, and most of them are townies that think Winthrop is like NYC. But honestly, it has no money at all because the fucking old people are in Florida 8 months a year, and don't want to pay taxes.

A small town just outside of Boston where everyone is related to each other. The people who live there like to pretend they are upper class and are better than their neighbors in Revere and East Boston, when in reality about 75% of the houses are triple deckers built on top of each other.

A Small town roughly the size of 3 football fields with 20,000 people. The whole town is related because there are only two ways for people to get in and out, so new comers are very rare.

The highlight of the week is on Friday nights where the whole town gathers in a cluster fuck to support their football team that takes the game way to serious.

The police force in Winthrop thinks they work for the CIA. The teachers have sex unwanted/unprotected sex with the students, but this mostly goes unnoticed because the students dont want to get their parents in trouble.

A four year public liberal arts college located in Rock Hill, SC. Particularly known for its high girl to guy ratio, the entire campus is separated into the following groups: the Dooney and Burke/Coach bag bearing fake sorority girls, the "I rule this campus" pig headed athletes, the down to earth and seemingly strange theatre groupies, the dancers that flash their tights as if they're some kind of fashion statement, the smoking tree drawing art people, the honors program students that stimulate heart attacks in faculty, the hip African Americans, the ugly fat guys who think they are God because every other girl throws themselves at them, the lesbians (nuff said), and the normal students who transfer to Clemson or USC (or anywhere!!) before they lose their sanity.

Sex act(s) involving a non-scalding steam cleaner applied to the genitals, colloquial to New England

When a group of girls that attend Winthrop University form the idea that they are really pretty and run the school. When in reality, they would be considered ugly anywhere else but because all the really pretty girls go to USC, Clemson, or College of Charleston, there isn't a lot to choose from...so they think they are hot shit and that everyone else thinks they are too, but everyone really thinks they are annoying and fugly.